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Relax from the stress of Christmas. Let this holiday humor give you a chuckle this Christmas season.

Some Internet Humor For Your Your Christmas Holiday
A Christmas joke; Santa Claus Corporation and Domain Name Registration Issues Note: This is a fictional Story; i.e. – It’s a Joke! Santa Claus Corporation appears to have had its domain name hijacked by a group of politically correct anti-Christmas hackers. Their domain name SantaClaus [dot] xmas now goes to a porn site, and no one can order toys for Christmas anymore. Well actually, depending on what kind of toys you are looking for, you might be able to order something, but it’s not what you expect. Mr. and Mrs. Claus are fit to be tied, and apologize for the disgusting acts that these hackers have done.

OSHA Fines Threaten to Close Down Santa Claus Corporation’s North Pole Toy Factories
Apparently, there may be no Christmas this year as OSHA has levied steep fines on Santa Claus Corporation. It seems as if there are serious charges, fines, and even criminal negligence at issue in several of Santa Corporation’s North Pole Factories. What has happened you ask?

Bumper Sticker Maniac – It’s Fun to Get Weird, Part Two
When I told you I couldn’t stop writing bumper stickers, I wasn’t kidding. Here are a few more for you to ponder and appreciate. I hope you’ll even write a few of your own. They are so much fun and great for your brain. “Bumper-Stickering” is also an excellent party activity. Once again, enjoy.

The Art of Cartoon
Humor is a very important part of life. It makes our life a pleasant experience. Cartoon is an art form that relies heavily on humor to express various emotions and views. It describes a funny aspect of a situation using drawing.

A Little Christmas Chris Cringle Humor For the Holidays
This is a joke, one of political humor; The Obama Administration and the Congress have levied fees on all toys coming from China. Unfortunately, this includes all toys that also come from the North Pole. The elves union that works at the Santa Claus Corporate Campus is fit to be tied. They are staging “FEE Parties” in Washington DC and they are sending “red and green slips” to all the Congressmen to show their frustration and anger.

BaBS – 26
Wow…we’re not using a script and we don’t do any of the old stuff we usually do (except for the Redneck Dictionary Word of the Day. We talk about hour our “voting” days went on election day. We play “Would You Rather” which is a hilarious game of extreme options and that comes from wouldyourather.com, we quote some funny things over heard in New York over at overheardinnewyork.com and of course we can’t forget about those attack ads against the Bob and Bill Show! Be sure and vote on the NEW poll, would you rather LISTEN TO THE BOB AND BILL SHOW or SUFFER THE SAME FATE AS SADDAM HUSSEIN? You can also vote by leaving a voicemail at the “hotline” 206-339-2783 (206-33-WASTE).

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