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Yo Mama So Ugly Jokes
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already?"Yo mama so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints.Yo mama so ugly, people would rather see 2 girls and one cup than see her smile.Yo mama's so ugly, when Yo father is having sex with her he puts two bags on her head in case one of them breaks.Yo mama's so ugly, she looks like her face caught on fire and they put it out with a fork.Yo mama so ugly even Rice Krispies won't talk to her!Yo mama's so ugly, when she went to Taco Bell everyone ran for the border.Yo mama's so ugly, I took her to a haunted house and she came out with a job application.Yo mama's so ugly, people hang her picture in their cars so their radios don't get stolen.Yo mama so ugly for Halloween she trick or treats on the phone!Yo mama's so ugly, she looks like you.Yo mama's so ugly, her shadow quit.Yo mama's so ugly, when she was born, her mama saw the afterbirth and said "Twins."Yo mama's so ugly, the Pro-Lifers would make an exception in her case.Yo mama so ugly she turned Medusa to stone!Yo mama's so ugly, it looks like she's been bobbing for french fries.Yo mama's so ugly, she looks like her face caught on fire and they put it out with a track cleat.Yo mama is so ugly she makes my eyes bleed.Yo mama's so ugly, when she looks in the mirror, the reflection ducks.Yo mama's so ugly, it looks like she ran the 100 yard dash in a 90 yard gym.Yo mama's so ugly, she couldn't get laid in a prison with a handful of pardons.Yo mama's so ugly, when she gets up, the sun goes down.Yo mama so ugly she scares the roaches away.Yo mama's so ugly, people go as her for Halloween.Yo mama so ugly I heard that your dad first met her at the pound.Yo mama's so ugly, when she goes to the therapist, he makes her lie on the couch face down.Yo mama's so ugly, when she was born the doctor looked at her ass, then her face, and said "Twins!"Yo mama's so ugly, all sorts ants, spiders, and worms could cover her face and it would be an improvement.Yo mama's so ugly, she climbed the ugly ladder and didn't miss a step.Yo mama's so ugly, she gives Freddy Kreuger nightmares.Yo mama's so ugly, when she was born, the doctor smacked the wrong end.Yo mama's so ugly, she pretends SHE's someone else when she's having sex.Yo mama's so ugly, Yo daddy tosses the ugly stick and she fetches it every time.Yo mama's so ugly, she didn't get hit with the ugly stick, she ran through the whole damn forest.Yo mama's so ugly, she uses her face for birth control.Yo mama's so ugly, she could only be Yo mama.Yo mama's so ugly, when I last saw a mouth like hers, it had a hook in it.Yo mama's so ugly, when she walks in the kitchen, the rats jump on the table and start screaming.Yo mama's so ugly, she makes blind children cry.Yo mama's so ugly, I can f*ck her in any position and it is still considered doggy style.Yo mama's so ugly, her pillow cries at night.Yo mama's so ugly, her dentist treats her by mail-order.Yo mama so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.Yo mama so ugly they put her in dough and made monster cookies!Yo mama so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out!Yo mama's so ugly, when she was born, the doctor slapped her and her parents.Yo mama's so ugly, she turned Medusa into stone. 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Notes From Rangerrob
This is the home of the Mighty Rangerrob. My mission is to share my Northwest outdoor adventures, products, services and knowledge with you, in a fun and informative way. To always treat our visitors, and customers with trust and respect. Gamebirds and Gamebird Breeders Online. [...]

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