Redneck Zombies – Director’s Cut Customer Review: 5 stars for a few reasons
Normally a movie of such low budget and acting skills would not receive about 3 stars. There are a few reasons why I have given it 4 stars.
1. The ending of the film is great. Most low budget zombie films are good until the ending.
2. The scenes of the people running away from the zombies are creative and funny. This movie was made over 10 years ago and used the comedy part of a man acting like a zombie to avoid being lunch.
3. The strange rednecks bring characters to each of the zombies instead of random walking rotting corpses.
4. The guy drinking various alcohols in each scene is great.
5. Each time you watch it, you catch something new.
6. Zombies don’t look like video game zombies like the ones in “House of the Dead” and other bad films like that. Zombies are bad but bad in a funny way.
7. Using the still to spread the zombie plague is great. Even how the moonshine is dropped off shows a few classic scenes.
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Episode 9 of the Bob and Bill Show, is it EVIL? It probably is, with over 95 SOUND EFFECTS!! In this episode we talk about your alcohol scope, the gameshow marathon tv show, the College World Series, funny holidays, e-mails, comments, baseball records, Say What!, Larry the Rabid Ranter, a SPECIAL dirty joke of the week from our friend PHIL, two more clues to last weeks Backwards Game Show and we have the one and only Top Ten list **To try and figure out this weeks BACKWARDS WORD, CLICK HERE and submit your answers/guesses to bobandbillshow@gmail.com Top Ten List that we read off during the show: TOP TEN THINGS TO LOOK OUT FOR ON 6/6/0610. Crazy cosmic voices telling you the message: “Less filling, Tastes great” 9. Silly attempt at comedy in the form of a top ten list about the date 6/6/06 8. Creepy visual of excitement surrounding upcoming World Cup 7. Bob’s drunken rants, Bill crashing wedding dances 6. Losers who think this date actually has any meaning to it 5. Satan becomes Democratic candidate for Governor because of mis-counted Hanging Chads 4. Cheap tacos, because everyone knows it’s also Taco Tuesday 3. Dyslexic groupies attacking because they finally know the date 2. Bob kicking crap out of Vince Vaughn to date Jennifer Aniston 1. Anything else to do with numbers because, frankly, math sucks
BaBS – 44 (PH3)
Episode #44– POWERHOUR III!! ‘REVENGE OF THE DRUNKS’ A lot of FIRSTS for this show! THREE Top Ten Lists, THREE songs, a NEW PowerHour show open and for the FIRST time…either Bill finished OR Bob didn’t! Listen to find out! We also have all of the original stuff…Bob’s Bytch Forum, e-mails, BONGOnews, sportspickle and joke of the week.Listen at the end of the show and guess what MOVIE the quote is from! The MAIN Top Ten List that we read off during the show: TOP TEN IDEAS THAT SOUND GOOD AFTER GETTING DRUNK10. Performing on the MTV video music awards show 9. Hitting 756 home runs and thinking you’re the greatest 8. Taking your clothes off (this is only for fat and/or ugly people) 7. First stealing a pickup, then prescription medication, then considering re-election for city council 6. Believing you are famous if you are supposedly good at a lame sport like, say, gymnastics 5. Going to or watching the Iowa-Iowa State football game; no, wait, that’s not a good idea perios 4. (Insert Larry Craig joke here) 3. Comedian kissing up to Oprah by appearing on her talk show 2. Co-hosting the Bob and Bill Show, am I right, people??? 1. Invading Iraq
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BaBS – 40 Repost
Don’t know where episode #40 went to. Probably accidentally posted over it.
BaBS – 39
Episode #39. Happy 4th of July America! What are OUR plans for the 4th? Bill will be making his national network reality show debut with his technical directing skills, old poll results and the NEW poll! This weeks excellent website to go check out: Amusement Park Physics Be sure and check out our “myspace” page where you can listen to ALL of our podcasts. We read your e-mails, see who is celebrating birthdays in Hollywood, see what Bob is bitching about and Larry sends us a voicemail! Top Ten List(s) that we read off during the show: TOP TEN REASONS WHY BOB SHOULD NOT OWN A PHONE10. The numbers frighten him 9. He has the voices in his head to keep him company anyway 8. He trips over the chord too much 7. Gets too stressed about the tangles in the receiver chord 6. Ended up in therapy when it changed from rotary to touch tone 5. Can’t seem to remember how to turn off the ringer 4. The “call waiting” function only caused him to stay in his apartment for days 3. The caller ID function made him pull out his driver’s license every time he used the phone 2. The hold button made him hold something his friends and neighbors didn’t even know he still had 1. It shuts him up from complaining about his phone all the time on the show TOP TEN SURPRISES IN THE NEW TRANSFORMERS MOVIE10. Abrupt ending 10 minutes into movie when robots are believed to be illegal immigrants and are deported 9. People who go to see movie are transformed from average geeks to super geeks 8. They are really just ‘go bots’ on steroids 7. Adventure takes characters off to find people who actually know what ‘go bots’ are 6. Robots are not allowed into Wimbledon when they are discovered wearing red underwear 5. Dramatic love scene where one robot falls madly in love with an iPhone 4. Weird plot change when Richard Simmons enters during scene in movie to promote Gay Pride Month 3. George W. Bush changes from a liar and a cheat to a crooked liar and a cheat 2. Reference to Paris Hilton changing from a no-talent celebrity to a no-talent celebrity ex-con 1. There’s really no surprise here–this movie SUCKS!
BaBS – #61
Episode #61–A lot has happened once again for Bob and Bill since we’ve been away!! Take a listen and find out what they are! We’ll give you the results of the old “on-a-stick” poll and introduce you to a new poll. Find out who is celebrating a birthday in Hollywood. You can’t forget about Larry the Rabid Ranter!! News and Sports from The Onion a NEW Geeky Top Ten List and Redneck Dictionary Word of the day!! Oh yeah, and did we mention that we have a BRAND NEW voicemail number that doesn’t spell anything once again?! 206-309-9310! Call it or fax it, PLEASE!! Top Ten List that we read off during the show: TOP TEN COMPUTER GEEK PICK-UP LINES10. Want to see how much RAM my processor has? 9. I’ll give you a laptop dance 8. Come back to my place and I’ll show you what USB really stands for 7. I swear, I don’t have any viruses 6. Bill Gates is my uncle–wanna do it? 5. Who wants to see my flash drive? 4. I can be a lot of fun after I’m fully downloaded3. I was hoping you wouldn’t block my pop-up 2. I’d like to defrag you all night long 1. Can I attach my hard drive to your motherboard?
BaBS – 12
Episode #12–We give you a final College World Series update, read your e-mails, lots of funny holidays, baseball records, Bytch Forum (formerly known as Say What!), Larry the Rabid Ranter stops by AGAIN, dirty joke of the week, repeat last weeks Backwards Game Show, funny NEWS and SPORTS stories (NEW), and a Top Ten list. Here is the DIET COKE/MENTOS LINK **To try and figure out last weeks BACKWARDS WORD, CLICK HERE and submit your answers/guesses to bobandbillshow@gmail.com Also, remember to send us your ideas or requests for a special show ending movie quote, funny clip, etc. And, don’t forget to call us at 206-33-WASTE(9-2783)Top Ten List that we read off during the show: TOP TEN SURPRISES IN THE NEW SUPERMAN MOVIE10. Brief reference towards his short marriage to Britney Spears 9. Scary ending: When Lex Luthor and Jimmy Olsen announce their gay wedding 8. President Bush makes an appearance asking for an autograph on his Superman undies 7. Superman finds this entry too offensive, destroys it with his heat vision 6. The planet Krypton is really just a stripper club 5. Because of new technology, Clark Kent is forced to change in a cell phone case instead of a phone booth 4. Superman is finished when his true identity is leaked by the government 3. In a bizarre twist, Superman admits to using Steroids 2. According to the babes, Superman is really super, if you know what I mean… 1. His true weakness: He’s from Iowa
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BaBS – #57
Episode #57–We’re back before the holidays! Do we have anything new to talk about within the last month? We’ll give you the results of the Thanksgiving Poll and introduce you to a new Christmas Poll. Who’s celebrating a birthday in Hollywood? George W. Bush and people from Walmart stop by and say something. You can’t forget about Larry the Rabid Ranter!! News and Sports from The Onion. And a NEW Top Ten List! Bill will also have a “tip/trick” of the day to do with websites. Bill also SINGS the Twelve Days of Recession! Listen here! To follow along with the days here they are! An application for bankruptcy, 2- Collection calls, 3- Piles of bills, 4- Broke banks, 5- Months in denial, 6- Jobs a-pplying, 7- Companies a begging, 8- States a whining, 9- Stocks a crashing, 10- Factories a shutting, 11- Months job hunting, 12- Homes foreclosing Top Ten List that we read off during the show: TOP TEN REJECTED CHRISTMAS SONG TITLES10. Oh Little Cash That I Now Own 9. I’m Beginning to Smoke Just Like Obama 8. Global Warming Wonderland 7. Larry Craig is Coming To Pee 6. Dick Cheney Roasting On An Open Fire 5. All I Want For Christmas Is My Job–Am I Right Folks? 4. Duck Because the Shoes Are Coming 3. Jiggle Balls 2. I Saw Bob and Bill Kissing Santa Claus 1. Rosie the Red Faced Intern
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