Redneck Zombies – Director’s Cut Customer Review: 5 stars for a few reasons
Normally a movie of such low budget and acting skills would not receive about 3 stars. There are a few reasons why I have given it 4 stars.
1. The ending of the film is great. Most low budget zombie films are good until the ending.
2. The scenes of the people running away from the zombies are creative and funny. This movie was made over 10 years ago and used the comedy part of a man acting like a zombie to avoid being lunch.
3. The strange rednecks bring characters to each of the zombies instead of random walking rotting corpses.
4. The guy drinking various alcohols in each scene is great.
5. Each time you watch it, you catch something new.
6. Zombies don’t look like video game zombies like the ones in “House of the Dead” and other bad films like that. Zombies are bad but bad in a funny way.
7. Using the still to spread the zombie plague is great. Even how the moonshine is dropped off shows a few classic scenes.
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Episode #55–It’s here, like a Canadian holiday on the calendar. It’s time for another POWER HOUR!! In this show, no only will we get frickin’ wasted and one of us will have uncontrollable hiccups but we’ll also talk about past Power Hours, famous celebrities stopping by to give us a “word”, old poll results, new poll, News of the Weird, one of our brand new segments “Profanity Sports Reporting”, Larry the Rabid Ranter stops by, The News and Sports Onion, a cure for your hangovers website which you can go to by clicking here and THREE Top Ten Lists!! ONE of the Top Ten Lists that we read off during the show: TOP TEN SIGNS YOU ARE TOO OLD TO BE PRESIDENT10. It takes you two weeks to fix Bob’s truck 9. The only cabinet meeting you can handle is between you and the medicine cabinet 8. The Green Bay Packers won’t let you play quarterback for them 7. Lou Lemenick is starting to hit you in movie theatres (Hey, don’t mess with the Ebert you punk!) 6. You can’t remember if you had sexual relations with a woman, but you’d like to. 5. Your political ads are sponsored by Dentu-Creme 4. You remember when gas prices were cheap. Remember to vote in November, you knuckleheads! 3. These lame Top Ten lists still make you laugh 2. You actually think that 9/11 and Iraq are linked 1. 69 isn’t your lifestyle, it’s your age!
BaBS – 20
Episode #20–Baby food, baby food on the wall, which one is the most colorful of them all? Can we withstand these NASTY tastes? Tune in to find out! For some good pics: click here. Funny Holidays, comments on the website, a visit from our friend Larry, 20 Questions game show, a funny song geared off of the 20Q word and the Redneck Word of the week. Remember to send us your word to try and beat the game of 20 Questions. Don’t forget to call us and leave a voicemail 206-339-2783 (206-33-WASTE). Got any ideas on what Bob and Bill should do or try next? Send in your suggestions to start up the new poll!Top Ten List that we read off during the show: TOP TEN REJECTED EMMY CATEGORIES10. Most outstanding pronunciation of Hezbollah 9. Best elimination of the ninth planet 8. Outstanding firing of Tom Cruise 7. Most countries angered by U.S. Government 6. Best Bob, Best Bill 5. Fastest vomiting of the baby food tasting test 4. Best athletic supporter 3. Best imitation of a funny Top Ten list 2. Best supporting podcaster in a dramatic or comedic, reality series containing a foreign language with a musical score director and a special effects producer guest appearing in a…aw…SCREW IT! 1. Outstanding portrayal of a lame podcast
BaBS – 42
Episode #42–We talk some iTunes fixer uppers, a big sports record set against Bob’s favorite ball team, some FREE fantasy football, Iowa State Fair, Transformers, hear surprising results of our old poll, reveal our new 80s style poll, a lot of celebrity birthdays, a Bytch Forum by Bob, give results of our last game shows, and a Top Ten list that’s out of this park! **WEBSITES to check out: NUMERIC SPECIALS and SIMPSONIZE YOURSELFListen at the end of the show and guess what MOVIE the quote is from! Top Ten List that we read off during the show: TOP TEN WAYS BARRY BONDS CELEBRATED HIS RECORD HOMERUN10. Placing endorsement money on bets with Michael Vick 9. Scheduled guest appearance on Bob and Bill show until he failed drug test 8. Eating peanut butter and banana sandwiches, no wait, that’s how Elvis celebrated his death anniversary 7. Partying with the guitar guy John Walsh 6. Stealing medication from local grocery store 5. Getting together with all his brothers and sisters to perform “One Bad Apple” and “Down By the Lazy River”…no wait,that was the Osmonds reunion this month 4. Waist deep in hookers and whiskey 3. Finding other games to cheat at 2. Taking a leak on Karl Rove 1. A sunny vacation in Iraq
BaBS – 24.5
Episode #24– Bob’s back….gone again! But we’ll call him and see what he’s up to and play a game of 20Q. Be sure and vote on the NEW poll, do you like THE BEATLES or NICKELBACK better? You can also vote by leaving a voicemail at the “hotline” 206-339-2783 (206-33-WASTE).Top Ten List that we read off during the show: TOP TEN SIGNS YOU HAVE A BAD HALLOWEEN COSTUME10. You get pelted with teeth and asked for money because kids think you’re the real tooth fairy 9. You call up your buddy Barry Bonds so he can help you turn into the real Incredible Hulk 8. Your prison uniform gets you calls from the Oakland Raiders to join their team 7. You rob all the local blood banks so you can become a vampire 6. You’ve lost so much weight you can go as the “skeleton guy” 5. All you need for your witch costume is a broom. You already have the green skin, bad acme and a nose that screams plastic surgery 4. You win 1st prize in the scariest costume category with your Bob & Bill costume 3. Your head wound costume is homemade with real stab wounds and all 2. Your Superman costume is a little too tight which shows that you’re really not “super” at all 1. Your crafting skills on your ghost costume looks more like a KKK hood
BaBS – 51
Episode #51–And we’re back! Finally! We’ve both been very busy (well, ok, maybe just Bill cause he’s getting MARRIED soon!) We talk about what we’ve been up to, how we used our Economic Stimulus checks, Larry the Rabid Ranter stops by. News and sports from The Onion, celebrity birthdays, and a NEW TOP TEN LIST! The most famous person in baseball (Barry Bonds) stops by with a few words. We also have TWO words from the Redneck Dictionary! Don’t forget to vote on our NEW POLL as well!! To visit the WEBSITE OF THE PODCAST, click here!Top Ten List that we read off during the show: TOP TEN SIGNS YOU’RE AT A BAD MOVIE10. The woman in the movie is wearing a pantsuit and just won’t go away 9. Movie is made solely on advice from Dr. Phil 8. “How I Won the War” sequel stars George W. Bush 7. “Eight Men Out” involves two Governors and six hookers 6. You hear songs like “You Give Love a Bad Name” and “Blaze of Glory”…no wait, those are signs you’re at a bad concert 5. It has the words “fraggle” and “rock” in the title 4. It depends on a guest spot from Rosie O’Donnell to add glamour 3. Have no idea, couldn’t go due to high gas prices, am I right people??? 2. The real joke is, Bob wrote this list and he doesn’t even watch movies! 1. “When Harry Met Sally” has two Harrys and NO Sally
BaBS – 13
Episode #13–See what we did on July 4th week and hear what Bill ATE! (He’s also drinking during the podcast as well). We talk sh*t…LITERALLY (along with a related movie recommendation). See how Keith Richards made the news, we talk World Cup action, Funny Holidays (with a birthday wish), baseball records, bytch forum, Larry the rabid ranter stops by, backwards game show **To try and figure out this weeks BACKWARDS WORD, CLICK HERE and submit your answers/guesses to bobandbillshow@gmail.com Here is where we get our funny NEWS from BONGONEWS.com and funny SPORTS from SPORTSPICKLE.com Laugh at our Dirty Joke of the Week, remember to send us your ideas or requests for a special show ending movie quote, funny clip, etc. And, don’t forget to call us at 206-33-WASTE(9-2783)Top Ten List that we read off during the show: TOP TEN REASONS DES MOINES WAS SNUBBED BY THE NCAA10. Have you been on I-235 lately? 9. Champions on Ice? We’ll just leave it at that 8. Afraid that Bob & Bill Show will scare away all the fans 7. Keith Richards is building us a pirate ship to play in 6. Using money donated by CIETC staff to build a bigger arena 5. This number was more popular than the Wells Fargo Arena 4. Did you hear about the virus Ames just got? 3. Elma High School gym is bigger than the Wells Fargo Arena, just ask Bob’s prom date…oh wait…nevermind 2. All of the food at the concession stands are on a stick! Even the beer! 1. Three popular words: Des Moines Sucks!
BaBS – 09
Episode 9 of the Bob and Bill Show, is it EVIL? It probably is, with over 95 SOUND EFFECTS!! In this episode we talk about your alcohol scope, the gameshow marathon tv show, the College World Series, funny holidays, e-mails, comments, baseball records, Say What!, Larry the Rabid Ranter, a SPECIAL dirty joke of the week from our friend PHIL, two more clues to last weeks Backwards Game Show and we have the one and only Top Ten list **To try and figure out this weeks BACKWARDS WORD, CLICK HERE and submit your answers/guesses to bobandbillshow@gmail.com Top Ten List that we read off during the show: TOP TEN THINGS TO LOOK OUT FOR ON 6/6/0610. Crazy cosmic voices telling you the message: “Less filling, Tastes great” 9. Silly attempt at comedy in the form of a top ten list about the date 6/6/06 8. Creepy visual of excitement surrounding upcoming World Cup 7. Bob’s drunken rants, Bill crashing wedding dances 6. Losers who think this date actually has any meaning to it 5. Satan becomes Democratic candidate for Governor because of mis-counted Hanging Chads 4. Cheap tacos, because everyone knows it’s also Taco Tuesday 3. Dyslexic groupies attacking because they finally know the date 2. Bob kicking crap out of Vince Vaughn to date Jennifer Aniston 1. Anything else to do with numbers because, frankly, math sucks
BaBS – 47
Episode #47– What have we been doing since Thanksgiving? Drinking BEER at Old Chicago maybe? Do we risk our lives and go shopping on Black Friday? We hear from someone who thought it was “SUPER SWEET”. We have voicemails! But who are they from? We also hear special ‘words’ from the best trio put together, Don Imus, Hulk Hogan and Santa! Larry and his cousin make yet another return! And of course we can’t forget a NEW Top Ten List!**WEBSITE to check out: Virtual Pool Put this pool table together with the virtual dartboard and you can open your own virtual bar. Watch out for the PINK BALL! Beat Bill’s score of Rd. 2/635 pts.Listen at the end of the show and guess what MOVIE the quote is from! Top Ten List that we read off during the show: TOP TEN THINGS OVERHEARD ON BLACK FRIDAY10. I guess we’re not the only idiots out at 4 a.m. 9. I haven’t been this excited since I heard about the Jackson 5 reunion tour 8. I think I see Amy Winehouse in her underwear! 7. Look-our line’s almost as long as the striking writers’ picket line 6. Prices are falling just like a dancing Marie Osmand 5. Hey, it’s only trespassing if you get caught, you punks! 4. Where’s the cheap booze? Am I right folks?? 3. You’re right, this sure beats online shopping in my jockey shorts 2. Fuckin’ sweet! 1. Wii this!
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