You Might Be a Redneck If… Customer Review: jeff
I listened to this album before I saw Blue Collar Comedy Tour The Movie, but the thing is, this album is what inspired me to see that! I thought Mr.Foxworthy was pretty good in this, like he is in “THE MUSIC ALBUM” and “GREATEST BITS”, so that’s why I wanted to see that movie. Some parts are silly AND funny simultaniously and I highly recommend this if you’ve never heard him before. This was the first cd that introduced me to him. Did I mention in any other material of his, that I’ve got his autograph? I think I did.
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Jokes about death
The Darwin Awards Sometimes, a stupid death is a favor to the gene pool. Read these stories of deaths so stupid, they're funny. Death jokesA couple had been debating the purchase of a new auto for weeks. He wanted a new truck. She wanted a fast little sports-like car so she could zip through traffic around town. He would probably have settled on any beat up old truck, but everything she seemed to like was way out of their price range. "Look!" she said. "I want something that goes from 0 to 200 in 4 seconds or less. And my birthday is coming up. You could surprise me." So, for her birthday, he bought her a brand new bathroom scale. Services will be at Downing Funeral Home on Monday the 12th. Due to the condition of the body, this will be a closed casket service. Please send your donations to the "Think Before You Say Things To Your Wife Foundation," Dallas, Texas. Did you hear Michael Jackson died?
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Sexist Jokes About Women
<< Back to Sexist Jokes Female Sexist Joke ForumSign into this wiki and click EasyEdit to add your favorite female sexist jokes. Yo' mama's not watching, so why not? If you want get your sexist battle on, read sexist jokes about men for inspiration, or check our the dumb blonde jokes. 2 women and a man are standing by a fast river when the grim reaper comes says to them that either they cross the river or he kills them, the first women dives in and drowns immedietly. the second women jumps in and makes it half way across but drowns. the grim reaper says to the man, now what will you do, and the man says, i'll go across the bridge.What's the first thing a woman does when she gets back from the battered women's clinic?The god damned dishes if she knows what's good for her.Why did God make woman last?He didn't want someone telling him what to do.Why do women get married in white?So they match the kitchen appliances!Why is clinton gonna lose the election?Cause she is a woman Whats the difference between your wife and your dog? Walking the dog is relaxing.What is the difference between a battery and a woman?A battery has a positive side.What have you done wrong when you wife comes out of the kitchen and starts nagging you? made the chain too long.A man is driving along in his car when he suddenly gets pulled over by the police, the man pokes his head out of the window and says "what seems to be the problem officer?" the cop looks bluntly at him and says "are you aware that a woman fell out of your car about 2 minutes ago?" the man let out a sigh "thank **** for that i thought i had gone deaf!"Why did the woman cross the road?Wait, better question, why is she out of the kitchen!?Why don't women wear watches? There's a clock on the stove.Why do women have short feet?So they can stand closer to the stove.Why dont women have a penis?So they can stand closer to the kitchen sink.Why don't women need drivers licenses?There is no road between the bedroom and the kitchen.Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive?Because she was a woman.How many men does it take to open a beer? -None, it should be opened when she brings it to you.A man is walking down the beach and comes across an old bottle. He picks it up, pulls out the cork and out pops a genie. The genie says "Thank you for freeing me from the bottle. In return I will grant you three wishes." The man says "Great. I always dreamed of this and I know exactly what I want. First, I want 1 Billion dollars in a Swiss bank account." Phoof! There is a flash of light and a piece of paper with account numbers appears in his hand. He continues, "Next, I want a brand new red Ferrari right here." Phoof! There is a flash of light and a bright red brand-new Ferrari appears right next to him. He continues, "Finally, I want to be irresistible to women." Phoof! There is a flash of light and he turns into a box of chocolates. What if God's a woman? Not only am I going to hell, I'll never know why.(Adam Ferrara)What do you call a woman with two brain cells? Pregnant.If your dog is barking at the back door and Danielle Cardella is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first? The Dog of course…at least he'll shut up after you let him in! Why haven't any women ever gone to the moon? It doesn't need cleaning yetHow is a woman like a laxative? They both irritate the crap out of you. Woman inspires us to great things…and prevents us from achieving them. (Dumas)What do you do when your dishwasher breaks?You hit her.Wanna hear a funny joke? Women's rights.What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, shes already been told twice. How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, let the ***** cook in the dark!Women are cute and cuddly – every man should own one.How are women and high school phone policies similar?Because they can be seen but not heard Why do women live longer than men? Because God adds them the time that they wasted on parking.How do you get a woman dizzy?Put her in a circular room and tell her to go to a corner.A man runs over his wife. Whose fault is it?The man, he shouldn't be driving in the kitchen.
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Rep. Trent Franks: I Came Within Three Days of Launching an Obama Citizenship Lawsuit
After a week of unwanted attention that seemed to end with him signing on to Rep. Bill Posey’s (R-Fla.) bill to demand birth certificates from future presidential candidates, Rep. Trent Franks (R-Ariz.) has released the audio and transcript from the town hall where, according to the Mohave Daily News, he had talked about suing for [...]
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