You Might Be a Redneck If… Customer Review: jeff
I listened to this album before I saw Blue Collar Comedy Tour The Movie, but the thing is, this album is what inspired me to see that! I thought Mr.Foxworthy was pretty good in this, like he is in “THE MUSIC ALBUM” and “GREATEST BITS”, so that’s why I wanted to see that movie. Some parts are silly AND funny simultaniously and I highly recommend this if you’ve never heard him before. This was the first cd that introduced me to him. Did I mention in any other material of his, that I’ve got his autograph? I think I did.
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Lake Billy Chinook – Oregon
BaBS – #58 (PH5)
Episode #58–It’s here, like Bob’s age. It’s time for another POWER HOUR!! In this show, we’ll tell you how to play (if this is your first time listening), we’ll talk about our cool beverage dispenser (picture of it can be seen on our flickr page, the digital transition, famous celebrity birthdays, addicting website of the day, old poll results, new poll, News of the Weird, Larry the Rabid Ranter stops by, the News and Sports Onion, a cool email on another drinking game played by a co-worker, and the famous tongue twisters later in the show to make us more funny to listen to, the redneck dictionary word of the day and a brand new Top Ten List. Oh and a major FEAT is accomplished by one of us!! To see the addicting website of the day just click here!! ONE of the Top Ten Lists that we read off during the show: TOP TEN SIGNS YOU’VE HAD TOO MUCH TO DRINK10. You are still looking for weapons of mass destruction 9. You start poking your brother in the ass with a needle (Hey that McGwire really went deep on this one) 8. You are not ready for the digital tv transition (hell, even Bob got his converter box you weasels) 7. You think Republicans can handle our economy (Good riddance Bush, you monkey-boy) 6. Two words: Playstation Phone 5. You’re auctioning off spots on the Bob and Bill show (Oh my god, I’ve been Blagojevich-ed!) 4. You believe loaded guns make good stage props (check out the high school seniors performing in “Of Mice and Men” in your Florida theatres!) 3. You’re still laughing at these Top Ten Lists (am I right people?) 2. You auction off your virginity to Bob and Bill 1. You miss a Power Hour because God knows nobody should ever miss a Power Hour!
BaBS – 38
Episode #38. And we’re baaaaaack! We talk recent Paris Hilton events, pail drinkin’ pics, we read results from the OLD poll and introduce the NEW POLL, Bob’s bytch forum (what NOT to do when going on vacation to Florida) and we bring back JOKE OF THE WEEK! Oh yeah, we play a ROCK AND ROLL SONG as well! This weeks excellent websites to go check out: Teleflip.com and Podproducer.net Be sure and check out our “myspace” page with NEW drinking pics from Drake Relays night. We read your comments and e-mails, and a goodie but oldie but kind of new Top Ten list. Top Ten List that we read off during the show: TOP TEN SIGNS YOU ARE AT A BAD VACATION RESORT10. The receptionist? Satan! 9. Instead of Wayne Newton singing in concert, it’s a fig newton 8. The guard at the gate screams, “NO! DON’T GO IN THERE!” as you drive past him 7. The buffet is “All you can kill” 6. Four words-Meshed Barbed Wire Fences 5. It’s located in Des Moines, IA 4. Your “three day luxury cruise” ends up being on a pond in a raft with no life preserver 3. The bouncer at the local tavern hands out grenades as party favors 2. The chips at the casino are buffalo chips 1. The beach house is really a halfway house
BaBS – 32
Episode #32. Rock and Roll Music is back and in this show! This weeks excellent website to go check out: Mr. Bill! Our “myspace” page gets PIMPED out! Celebrity Birthdays, we read your e-mails, a Top Five AND a Top Ten list. Be sure and vote on the NEW poll, What is your favorite part about St. Patrick’s Day? You can also vote by leaving a voicemail at the “hotline” 206-339-2783 (206-33-WASTE). And you can also FAX us at that number too!!Top Ten List that we read off during the show: TOP TEN SIGNS IT’S TIME TO QUIT YOUR JOB10. Performance bonuses are based upon how much pot your toddler can smoke 9. Your boss shaves their head and checks into rehab 8. Your co-worker shows you their 93-pound tumor 7. You manage a weight watchers club that is clothing optional 6. Your benefits are provided by the Walter Reed hospital 5. You are a female escore for John Amaechi 4. Dress code requires fat guys to wear only G-strings 3. You’ve been promoted three times but you’re still scraping crud off the bottom of people’s chairs 2. It’s located in Des Moines, Iowa 1. You write for the Bob and Bill Show
BaBS – 37
Episode #37. We’re on the road at Bob and Bill’s (and Bill’s fiance’s) favorite pool hall spot. No script, none of the usual stuff just ourselves (unless you count Bob’s complaining) and lots and lots of laughs. We play darts, talk music, and talk what goes on your Subway sandwiches. E-mail us YOUR Subway sandwich toppings, strange or not. Call them in at 206-203-1687 and tell us your toppings. Our e-mail is bobandbillshow@gmail.com just in case you forgot. Be sure and check out our “myspace” page.
BaBS – 01
This is our very first podcast so if it sounds bad….it probably is!! Bare with us, IT WILL GET BETTER!! This first show we talked about where we’ve been and what we’ve been doing the past 9 years, opening day of baseball and our teams (Cubs and Orioles)…and of course we can’t forget THE WEEKLY TOP TEN LIST! We also have a SPONSOR!! Please check his site out at rosterdownloads.com And, here’s a quick look at the Top Ten List that we read off during the show: TOP TEN THINGS BOB AND BILL HAVE BEEN UP TO OVER THE PAST 9 YEARS 10. Knee deep in hookers and Viagra 9. Panty raiding the sorority houses 8. Bob: married to Britney Spears once, Bill: married to Britney Spears twice 7. Whooping it up with a Guatemala Antigua at Starbucks 6. I have no idea, but Barry Bonds has already hit five home runs while we have been reading this list 5. Prison 4. Bob: dead, Bill: driving truck 3. Eating all the spam saved for Y2K. 2. Obviously not getting any funnier 1. Celebrating the best damn 9 years of our lives
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BaBS – 09
Episode 9 of the Bob and Bill Show, is it EVIL? It probably is, with over 95 SOUND EFFECTS!! In this episode we talk about your alcohol scope, the gameshow marathon tv show, the College World Series, funny holidays, e-mails, comments, baseball records, Say What!, Larry the Rabid Ranter, a SPECIAL dirty joke of the week from our friend PHIL, two more clues to last weeks Backwards Game Show and we have the one and only Top Ten list **To try and figure out this weeks BACKWARDS WORD, CLICK HERE and submit your answers/guesses to bobandbillshow@gmail.com Top Ten List that we read off during the show: TOP TEN THINGS TO LOOK OUT FOR ON 6/6/0610. Crazy cosmic voices telling you the message: “Less filling, Tastes great” 9. Silly attempt at comedy in the form of a top ten list about the date 6/6/06 8. Creepy visual of excitement surrounding upcoming World Cup 7. Bob’s drunken rants, Bill crashing wedding dances 6. Losers who think this date actually has any meaning to it 5. Satan becomes Democratic candidate for Governor because of mis-counted Hanging Chads 4. Cheap tacos, because everyone knows it’s also Taco Tuesday 3. Dyslexic groupies attacking because they finally know the date 2. Bob kicking crap out of Vince Vaughn to date Jennifer Aniston 1. Anything else to do with numbers because, frankly, math sucks
BaBS – 06
Wait till you “HEAR” us this week! You can finally take the cotton swabs out of your ears to stop the bleeding! We have NEW microphones! Bob takes over the Say What! segment with TWO rants and raves, but DON’T interrupt him! Funny holidays, a song dedicated to Mother’s Day (and yes it is actually supposed to sound that slow), your e-mails, comments, and also LISTENER requests! We want YOU to send us a line for the TOP TEN heading of, “Top Ten Places You Would Least Like to Find Sand After Being at the Beach”, also, send in funny BUMPER STICKERS you’ve seen. Just click on the e-mail link to the right that says bobandbillshow@gmail.com We update the sad stats of professional and fantasy baseball records (fushizzle is #1), Bob’s exciting POWER HOUR completion and “post recording”, and we have the one and only Top Ten list. Do you YAHOO? Subscribe to our show by going to this site http://podcasts.yahoo.com/ Just type in Bob and Bill in the “search” and click Subscribe! It’s easy and FREE! Top Ten List that we read off during the show: TOP TEN THREE DOG NIGHT OR DAHL’S TICKET EXCUSES10. Hard to concentrate on singing ONLY HIT with flashing camera bulbs 9. Tied up phone lines, blowing load on Kentucky Derby 8. Hey, since Springsteen’s cutting out seats, we’re cutting out internet connections 7. Hated idea of having to buy back pictures off E-Bay 6. Too busy scalping tickets for “Hairspray” 5. Internet lines were tapped by new head of CIA 4. Flashes might wake up creepy ghost image of the Big Bopper 3. Wanted to become topic for next lame Top Ten List 2. Has-beens don’t need pictures taken 1. First a picture, then you’ll want us to do something crazy like pick coconuts out of a tree
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