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It’s DRAKE RELAYS WEEK here in Des Moines, IA and it’s also our topic for Episode #4. Tonight’s show had a NEW FEATURE called “Say What?! We also have the weekly Dirty joke of the Week, funny holidays, which you can check out by clicking here, some funny Beer Drinking music, and the one and only Top Ten list. Oh and we can’t forget SOUND EFFECTS GALORE!! Top Ten List that we read off during the show: TOP TEN THINGS TO LOOK FOR DURING DRAKE RELAYS WEEKEND10. The phone number for Alcoholics Anonymous, because you’ll need it after this weekend 9. This tip: Make sure when you’re outrunning the cops you take off your track cleats first 8. Real people who actually care about High School or College track 7. EXIT STRATEGY for ridiculous overseas war 6. Another way to cheat with state money, just like those CIETC people 5. All the fun that didn’t happen at Veishea last weekend 4. This tip: You know you’re having a good time when your face is as blue as the new outdoor track 3. Make sure when you mention “heat”, you’re talking about the TRACK term 2. Cheap gasoline, yeah, GOOD LUCK with that one! 1. Some place safe where you can hand your girlfriend your baton
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Waterloo Cedar Falls Courier, IA -”Up north we will be going out hunting for IEDs and destroying them. Don’t worry, I’ll be safe. It’s better to be the hunter around here. …:: ObasanjoA s 8-year rule, not a total failure, says Tanko Yakassai […]
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Episode #35. Bob sounds tired, what’s new though? We talk gadgets, future ‘On the Road with Bob and Bill’ segments, The Dempseys, Team T.I.T., News of the Weird, Old and NEW polls, “special” birthdays, Bob’s BIG BYTCH forum and this episode’s dinner special: HOT POCKETS! This weeks excellent website to go check out: Hot Pockets Be sure and check out our “myspace” page. We read your comments and e-mails, and a NEW Top Ten list.Top Ten List that we read off during the show: TOP TEN DON IMUS EXCUSES10. Assumed racist people get bigger tax break 9. Wanted to spend more time pursuing his love of origami 8. Hell if I know but the terrorists are responsible for it 7. Heard there was an opening for an attorney general 6. Idiot like Bob believed he would not be dropped 5. Wanted to be first host on new satellite station, “The Loser Channel” 4. People were confusing me with the scary lookin’ skeleton guy on Tales from the Crypt 3. Wanted to prove that at least one person watches women’s college basketball 2. That’s the Red Bull and Vodka talkin’ 1. Easiest way to get on lame Top Ten list
Here Come the Waterworks
Here Come the Waterworks Big business is bigger and better than ever, with better hair, bigger hits, and the kind of overwhelming Norman Schwarzkopf-style force that rolls like thunder, stings like a missile, and–above all–takes no shit. On Here Come the Waterworks, their second full-length, bassist/vocalist Jared Warren and drummer Coady […]
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It’s TAX WEEK, and you guessed it, it’s our topic for Episode #3. We couldn’t be in better form, actually yes, we could, because we’ve both been sick! Maybe a little too much dedication on getting out the weekly podcast. Tonight’s show we talked about Tax Show Spectacular, funny Sidney Ponson clips, the NEW feature of the week, Dirty joke of the Week, some funny TAX music, water massages, turtle cheesecake, Veishea and the one and only Top Ten list. Oh and we can’t forget SOUND EFFECTS GALORE!! Sorry for the bad audio in some spots. We will eventually fix this! Top Ten List that we read off during the show: TOP TEN BOB AND BILL 2006 TAX TIPS 10. Get lame podcast show to write off as business expense 9. Write lame Top Ten list for lame podcast show to write off as business expense 8. You can never go wrong with big company accountants, just like those geniuses from Haliburton 7. Marry a hooker because most hookers don’t pay income taxes 6. E-file using your own extension 5. Chicks dig abacuses 4. Easy to cheat government with the information the President leaks 3. Cut expenses by hiring Pete Rose’s accountant 2. Invest in a good seat cushion because you’ll need it after paying out your ass 1. Don’t get caught playing with your W-2!
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Episode #20–Baby food, baby food on the wall, which one is the most colorful of them all? Can we withstand these NASTY tastes? Tune in to find out! For some good pics: click here. Funny Holidays, comments on the website, a visit from our friend Larry, 20 Questions game show, a funny song geared off of the 20Q word and the redneck Word of the week. Remember to send us your word to try and beat the game of 20 Questions. Don’t forget to call us and leave a voicemail 206-339-2783 (206-33-WASTE). Got any ideas on what Bob and Bill should do or try next? Send in your suggestions to start up the new poll!Top Ten List that we read off during the show: TOP TEN REJECTED EMMY CATEGORIES10. Most outstanding pronunciation of Hezbollah 9. Best elimination of the ninth planet 8. Outstanding firing of Tom Cruise 7. Most countries angered by U.S. Government 6. Best Bob, Best Bill 5. Fastest vomiting of the baby food tasting test 4. Best athletic supporter 3. Best imitation of a funny Top Ten list 2. Best supporting podcaster in a dramatic or comedic, reality series containing a foreign language with a musical score director and a special effects producer guest appearing in a…aw…SCREW IT! 1. Outstanding portrayal of a lame podcast
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Episode #37. We’re on the road at Bob and Bill’s (and Bill’s fiance’s) favorite pool hall spot. No script, none of the usual stuff just ourselves (unless you count Bob’s complaining) and lots and lots of laughs. We play darts, talk music, and talk what goes on your Subway sandwiches. E-mail us YOUR Subway sandwich toppings, strange or not. Call them in at 206-203-1687 and tell us your toppings. Our e-mail is bobandbillshow@gmail.com just in case you forgot. Be sure and check out our “myspace” page.
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Episode #32. Rock and Roll Music is back and in this show! This weeks excellent website to go check out: Mr. Bill! Our “myspace” page gets PIMPED out! Celebrity Birthdays, we read your e-mails, a Top Five AND a Top Ten list. Be sure and vote on the NEW poll, What is your favorite part about St. Patrick’s Day? You can also vote by leaving a voicemail at the “hotline” 206-339-2783 (206-33-WASTE). And you can also FAX us at that number too!!Top Ten List that we read off during the show: TOP TEN SIGNS IT’S TIME TO QUIT YOUR JOB10. Performance bonuses are based upon how much pot your toddler can smoke 9. Your boss shaves their head and checks into rehab 8. Your co-worker shows you their 93-pound tumor 7. You manage a weight watchers club that is clothing optional 6. Your benefits are provided by the Walter Reed hospital 5. You are a female escore for John Amaechi 4. Dress code requires fat guys to wear only G-strings 3. You’ve been promoted three times but you’re still scraping crud off the bottom of people’s chairs 2. It’s located in Des Moines, Iowa 1. You write for the Bob and Bill Show
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