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Episode #14–Why is it so HOT?, WHY is Vice President Dick Cheney in IOWA of all places? Send us your Baby Food flavor suggestions for us to eat and describe on air bobandbillshow@gmail.com Funny Holidays (with a birthday wish), E-mails, comments. Here is where we get our funny NEWS from BONGONEWS.com and funny SPORTS from SPORTSPICKLE.com Laugh at our CLEAN joke of the Week, remember to send us your ideas or requests for a special show ending movie quote, funny clip, etc. And, don’t forget to call us and leave a voicemail 206-33-WASTE(9-2783)Top Ten List that we read off during the show: TOP TEN THINGS YOU DON’T WANT YOUR BIRTHDAY CARD TO TELL YOU10. Good news! We have enough firemen to handle the candles on your cake this year 9. The judge says you’re my daddy 8. Happy Birthday! Love, Oprah 7. This is from your good friends, Bob & Bill 6. Didn’t I beat you up in grade school? 5. You’re still good looking even with your gnarled teeth and thinning hair 4. I really loved you when you were one of the Dixie Chicks 3. This new Top Ten list is your gift! 2. How about dinner tonight? Sincerely, Robert Blake 1. Happy New Year!

Salmon Fishing
General Salmon fishing information about catching and Coho and Chinook Salmon. Daily news updates.

Pardon Our Dust
Taking Your Camera on the Road is undergoing some remodeling under the hood due to technical problems with our web host service. We’ve had to temporarily remove our normal WordPress Theme and turn off a lot of Plugins, and do a lot of things we don’t want to do to figure out why we’re having […]

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Episode 11! We’ll be playin’ the third song in our “triple play” from Brother Love, we have a phone number now, give it a call and leave us a voicemail 206-33-WASTE(92783) , College World Series update, e-mails, funny holidays, baseball records, Say What!, Larry the Rabid Ranter, dirty joke of the week, Backwards Game Show and a Top Ten list. **To try and figure out this weeks BACKWARDS WORD, CLICK HERE and submit your answers/guesses to bobandbillshow@gmail.com Top Ten List that we read off during the show: TOP TEN REASONS BILL IS PODCASTING FROM A REMOTE LOCATION10. Was annoyed that only one babe was available in the studio this week 9. Offers chance to say cheap plugs for computer stuff you’ll never use 8. Decreases chance of Bob interrupting Bill 7. Became scared when rumors circulated about possible podcast HGH testing 6. Needed safe spot to hide from nasty North Korean missle 5. Had to make room for current replacement: Katie Couric 4. Now I can finally podcast in the nude 3. Beats hassle of having to get a restraining order on our “fan” Carl Spackler 2. Bob gets funnier the further away you get 1. Three Words: Des Moines Sucks!!

How Travelers Waste Money on the Road
Fodors offers “8 Ways Travelers Waste Money on the Road”, which offers some good basic tips: Not reading the fine print on the credit card for foreign transaction fees. Avoiding hotel websites - online prices can be cheaper. Travel only during high seasons - off season can save you money. Renting cars - use your feet, trains, buses, and […]

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Episode #30.5 Cause for celebration? SURE…it’s another show! Why the “.5″? Listen to find out, although the picture to the right might give it away! In the show you hear about Bill getting all moved into his new digs, poll results from last show, 2007 NASCAR changes…(I know, I know…boring for some, exciting for fans), celebrity Birthdays, DVD Releases, bytch forum, 20 Questions and fun websites to visit. Be sure and vote on the NEW poll, What’s your favorite “mini” holiday? You can also vote by leaving a voicemail at the “hotline” 206-339-2783 (206-33-WASTE). Oh, you can also FAX us at that number too!! How ’bout them lemons?! Here is the list of FUN websites to check out (read on the show):AMPHIBIAN ASSAULTMESSY WEB (effects on a spider’s web)PRODUCT WARNINGS (funny dumb ones)BERT IS EVIL!! (Sesame Street’s Bert and Ernie)HITLER CATS (cats that look like Hitler)

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Episode #36. POST Drake “drunk” Relays recordings with the iRiver,BIG NEWS for Bill, NEW Voicemail Phone Number, Old and NEW polls, Bob’s Bytch forum or is it? This weeks excellent website to go check out: File extension changer Be sure and check out our “myspace” page. We read your comments and e-mails, and a NEW Top Ten list.Top Ten List that we read off during the show: TOP TEN THINGS YOU DON’T WANT YOUR MOTHER’S DAY CARD TO TELL YOU10. I’ll kiss you like I kiss my bulldog 9. Enclosed, please find a restraining order 8. Thanks for posting my bail. From Paris Hilton 7. Your wig looks great Britney 6. You’re the best damn hooker money can buy 5. You are a racist, skin headed, nappy headed ho bitch. Love, Don Imus 4. Hope the surgery turned out O.K. Mom, I mean Dad 3. Boy you look good in your Spider-Man spandex 2. Four more years Love, George W. Bush 1. Greetings from the Bob and Bill Show

UK Flights Hit With Another Tax Increase for Pollution
BBC News reports an air tax increase for all flights from the UK. Laws doubling the amount of passenger duty people pay when taking flights from the UK have come into force. The increase was announced by Chancellor Gordon Brown last December. He said airlines should pay more for damaging the environment. Hundreds of thousands of people have […]

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This is our second podcast and you’re still listening?! Tonight’s show we talked about baseball and especially Sidney Ponson, Oxygen Bars, we had a GREAT parody of a Garth Brooks song Star Wars style, a great recipe, the one and only Top Ten list, electric boogaloo and SOUND EFFECTS GALORE!! ENJOY!!Top Ten List that we read off during the show: TOP TEN DES MOINES DRIVING TIPS 10. Tailgate as close as you can so you can read those pesky little license plate letters 9. Construction obstacles make freeway driving much easier 8. Keep local insurance industry thriving by causing more accidents 7. 80 MPH + icy roads = FUN!! 6. Shoot hunting companion…no, wait, that’s a Dick Cheney hunting tip 5. Hawkeye or Cyclone game nights justify attempted vehicular homicide on your way home 4. Cheat people out of lots of money and then resign from your state job, no, wait, that’s a CIETC (Central Iowa Employment and Training Consortium) tip 3. Driver’s side doors are overrated 2. Supervisors work out great for drunk cops who are speeding 1. Find the quickest route to get the hell out of town!

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Episode #31. BATMAN IS ALIVE and he’s on our podcast! Batman tells us his experiences and who he calls! We get a FAX that’s not about furniture sales! This weeks excellent websites to go check out: Virtual Toilet Paper Museum and the Johnny Carson Podcast! Celebrity Birthdays, the Bytch Forum, and LARRY is FINALLY out of his anger management classes and we’ll see if he actually learned something. Be sure and vote on the NEW poll, Who would you call first if you found a bat in your home? You can also vote by leaving a voicemail at the “hotline” 206-339-2783 (206-33-WASTE). And you can also FAX us at that number too!!Top Ten List that we read off during the show: TOP TEN BRITNEY SPEARS EXCUSES10. Became tired of daily hassles involving a comb and shampoo 9. Needed to save beauty salon money for large alimony payments 8. Forced to do it after hearing creepy backwards message during an episode of ‘The View’ 7. She’s crazy and this is what crazy people do 6. Too preoccupied deciding which underwear not to wear 5. Needed to prep for next big acting gig when she plays a ball point pen 4. Thinks everyone is turned on by the “weeble look” 3. Pete Rose bet her that she wouldn’t do it 2. Had to find some way to get out of horrible impending date with Bob 1. Easiest way to cure her case of the “Jet Blues”

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