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It’s CINCO DE MAYO WEEK..what a coincidence, it’s our FIFTH podcast! In this installment, we talk about a BIG SURPRISE for everybody, what “went down” during Drake Relays, Bill’s embarrasing birthday experience, funny holidays, Monk e-mail, professional and fantasy baseball records, Say What?! Yep! That segment returns. We also have the weekly Dirty joke of the Week read by Bob, the relation between George Foreman and IOWA, a song from one of Bob’s friend, and the one and only Top Ten list. Want to send us a MONKEY E-Mail? Click here! and be sure and put our e-mail address in there as well bobandbillshow@gmail.com Top Ten List that we read off during the show: TOP TEN KEITH RICHARDS EXCUSES10. Wanted to be the hit in the group’s next hit song 9. Became confused between picking coconuts and landing on his 8. Realized Dick Cheney was having target practice a couple of trees over 7. Got tired of same old “sex, drugs, rock and roll” story, figured concussion would spice things up a bit 6. Wanted to be buried in Iowa 5. Figured falling out of a tree is good exercise for a 62-year-old man 4. Fastest way to come down after getting high 3. Needed a head start at finding any buried treasure 2. Wanted to steal spotlight away from other drugged up celebrities like George Bush 1. Showed everyone what the group meant by “a bigger bang”
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Episode #18–Bill runs away for an episode due to a nasty dispute with Bob over a checkers game. No, no, that’s not really true. Bill does a remote from out of state (on vacation, mind you) while Bob suffers another week of non-vacation. We tribute Elvis, among other things, along with the usual trash: Funny Holidays, e-mails, a visit from our friend Larry, 20 Questions game show, and dirty joke of the week. Remember to send us your word to try and beat the game of 20 Questions. Don’t forget to call us and leave a voicemail 206-339-2783 (206-33-WASTE). Vote on our beautiful poll also.Top Ten List that we read off during the show: TOP TEN REJECTED FOODS ON A STICK AT THE IOWA STATE FAIR10. Cool Whip 9. Bush 8. Hezbollah 7. CIETC 6. Bob or Bill 5. Sorry, due to Bill’s vacation there is no number 5 for this list 4. Steroids 3. Soup 2. **Bleep** 1. Stick? Stick this up your ass!
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Episode #24– Bob’s back? Yep! And he’s in rare form too! We give a little “diss” to SPRINT in the bytch forum, plus big news to get out of your Sprint contract without the penalty fee! We re-read your e-mails and comments, play a game of 20Q and mention announcements on DVDs to be released. Be sure and vote on the poll, do you like HOT or MILD wings? You can also vote by leaving a voicemail at the “hotline” 206-339-2783 (206-33-WASTE). Got any ideas on what Bob and Bill should do or try next? Send in your suggestions to start up another new poll!Top Ten List that we read off during the show: TOP TEN SIGNS YOU ARE AN INTERNET JUNKIE10. When giving directions to a stranger, you keep saying “information superhighway” 9. You wonder if people want to see your “MYSPACE” 8. You dip computer chips in sauce at supper time 7. You write a top ten list about the signs you are a junkie 6. People tell you, “Hey, you’re a computer junkie!” 5. You had to visit the emergency room after you thought you hurt yourself during a war video game 4. You legally change your initials to W.W.W. 3. Your hot Friday night date is a night in the computer lab 2. Your best pick-up line is, “Hey, baby, wanna see my hard drive?” 1. Your school GPA is 2.5 gigabytes
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