Essential Line Dances Volume 1 (Shawn Trautman’s Learn to Dance Series) If youve mastered the basics, and ready to rapidly increase your line dance knowledge and expertise, then Essential Line Dances Volume 1 is for you. Released in October of 2005, Volume 1 of the Essential Line Dances series contains a variety of line dances that are perfect for anyone who’s still fairly new to line dancing but looking for new challenges. This DVD includes well over an hours worth of instruction on the following fun dances: Cactus Cha-Cha (Neon Moon) - 26 counts; The Cowboy Twist (Hey Bartender) - 28 counts; redneck Girl - 24 counts; Boardwalk (La Grange) - 24 counts; Ten Step - 24 counts; County Line Cha-Cha (Darlene) - 20 counts; West Coast Shuffle - 32 counts; and more… Filmed in HD and presented with multiple camera angles and Picture-In-Picture technology, you won’t want to miss how easy these dances can be with the right instructor. If you’ve never danced before, Line Dance 101: A Quick Start Guide to Line Dancing is the best complement to this DVD. Otherwise, this DVD partners with Essential Line Dances Vol. 2. Shawn Trautman has been a coach and mentor to numerous World Champions as well as countless social dancers since the early 1990’s. Shawn welcomes people from all walks of life regardless of shape, size, or ability to his classes. His broad experience in both dance and Advanced Learning Techniques makes his methods of instruction innovative, easy, and fun. If you’re ready to learn and have fun, Shawn Trautman’s Dance Collection is the way to go. Order Essential Line Dances Volume 1 today, and be ready for your next event by next weekend!
Customer Review: A lot of fun!
I have several of the Shawn Trautman collection - they are all very professionally done. I think this is my favorite so far!
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#27 is here and again, NO SCRIPT! See how funny we can really be without a script! We play more rounds of “Would You Rather” which is a hilarious game of extreme options and comes from wouldyourather.com, we’re stumped on an “underwear saying”, we talk about Bill’s unfortunate accident! We hear a vicodin horror story, Bob & Bill in a Kum & Go commercial?, last week’s poll results, a visit from our friend Larry the Rabid Ranter, Bob’s bytch segment, we quote some funny things over heard in New York over at overheardinnewyork.com, what a degree is worth, and the redneck Dictionary Word of the day/week. Be sure and vote on the NEW poll, which do you prefer with your Thanksgiving meal? BEEF GRAVY, TURKEY GRAVY, OTHER GRAVY or I DON’T LIKE GRAVY! You can also vote by leaving a voicemail at the “hotline” 206-339-2783 (206-33-WASTE).
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And we’re BAAAAAACCCCKKKK! It’s episode #28. We talk turkey, the lack of it at Bill’s work, reveal the Gravy Poll results, and talk about things you can ONLY say at Thanksgiving! Bob’s talkin’ sex change, we have a new segment: Celebrity Birthdays. We’ll give you up to date recent DVD releases, we read your e-mails and get BOB’s blood a boilin’ with the recent comments on the website. Larry stops by and gets BILL’s blood a boilin’! We read some letters to Santa and read the TOP TEN LIST! Wait till you hear the BACKWARDS game show! **To try and figure out this weeks BACKWARDS WORD, CLICK HERE and submit your answers/guesses to bobandbillshow@gmail.com Be sure and vote on the NEW poll, Would you rather see MOMMY or DADDY kissing Santa? You can also vote by leaving a voicemail at the “hotline” 206-339-2783 (206-33-WASTE). Oh, you can also FAX us at that number too!! How ’bout them apples?!Top Ten List that we read off during the show: TOP TEN WAYS REJECTED CHRISTMAS TOYS10. My first meth lab kit 9. Micro-dorks Vista 8. The “Get the tweezers out of the electrical socket game” 7. Monopoly: The Chapter 7 Version 6. Hooker Barbie 5. Illegal Immigrant Barbie 4. My Little Toy Gun with real bullets 3. Grab bag full of sharp objects 2. Edible cath bag 1. Subpoena-a-sketch
The Twisted Pickle Show Episode #99 - We do not put our fingers in our buttholes
On this episode we have some ball pit trouble, I battle a dead bolt, feedback galore, what we don’t do with our fingers, I need a translator, and bathroom trouble.
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It’s TAX WEEK, and you guessed it, it’s our topic for Episode #3. We couldn’t be in better form, actually yes, we could, because we’ve both been sick! Maybe a little too much dedication on getting out the weekly podcast. Tonight’s show we talked about Tax Show Spectacular, funny Sidney Ponson clips, the NEW feature of the week, Dirty joke of the Week, some funny TAX music, water massages, turtle cheesecake, Veishea and the one and only Top Ten list. Oh and we can’t forget SOUND EFFECTS GALORE!! Sorry for the bad audio in some spots. We will eventually fix this! Top Ten List that we read off during the show: TOP TEN BOB AND BILL 2006 TAX TIPS 10. Get lame podcast show to write off as business expense 9. Write lame Top Ten list for lame podcast show to write off as business expense 8. You can never go wrong with big company accountants, just like those geniuses from Haliburton 7. Marry a hooker because most hookers don’t pay income taxes 6. E-file using your own extension 5. Chicks dig abacuses 4. Easy to cheat government with the information the President leaks 3. Cut expenses by hiring Pete Rose’s accountant 2. Invest in a good seat cushion because you’ll need it after paying out your ass 1. Don’t get caught playing with your W-2!
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Episode #32. Rock and Roll Music is back and in this show! This weeks excellent website to go check out: Mr. Bill! Our “myspace” page gets PIMPED out! Celebrity Birthdays, we read your e-mails, a Top Five AND a Top Ten list. Be sure and vote on the NEW poll, What is your favorite part about St. Patrick’s Day? You can also vote by leaving a voicemail at the “hotline” 206-339-2783 (206-33-WASTE). And you can also FAX us at that number too!!Top Ten List that we read off during the show: TOP TEN SIGNS IT’S TIME TO QUIT YOUR JOB10. Performance bonuses are based upon how much pot your toddler can smoke 9. Your boss shaves their head and checks into rehab 8. Your co-worker shows you their 93-pound tumor 7. You manage a weight watchers club that is clothing optional 6. Your benefits are provided by the Walter Reed hospital 5. You are a female escore for John Amaechi 4. Dress code requires fat guys to wear only G-strings 3. You’ve been promoted three times but you’re still scraping crud off the bottom of people’s chairs 2. It’s located in Des Moines, Iowa 1. You write for the Bob and Bill Show
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Episode #15–We are on the road to Kansas City, MO to see the Royals battle the Orioles! Listen to us ramble on the way to the game, sing during the seventh inning stretch and play 20 Questions on the way home. Remember to send us your ideas or requests for a special show ending movie quote, funny clip, etc. And, don’t forget to call us and leave a voicemail 206-33-WASTE(9-2783)Top Ten List that we read off during the show: TOP TEN REASONS BOB AND BILL HAVE TAKEN THE SHOW ON THE ROAD10. Figured enough $10 beers at game would make show funnier 9. It’s Bob and Bill bobblehead night in Kansas City 8. Wanted to beat old time record through road construction obstacle course 7. Needed to get out of town after running over family of RAGBRAI riders 6. Nothing spells fun more than high gas cost, high ticket cost, and cheap city hookers 5. Hoping to find Israeli woman to invade Bill’s pants 4. Wanted to be in first 20,000 fans who get free syringes 3. Chants of “you suck” directed at game, not show 2. Wanted to see players suck as bad as Bob’s prom night 1. Three famous words: Des Moines sucks
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