redneck jazz Explosion Vol. II So let’s waltz back to New Year’s Eve, l978. Tonight the Cellar Door club, sold out weeks in advance, is owned by Danny Gatton’s instrumental aggregate, the redneck Jazz Explosion. The crowd has come to see not only the guitarist presenting his virtuosic wares in all instrumental jazz setting but his pairing with pedal steel maestro Buddy Emmons. To quote Ralph Heibutzki from his 2003 biography, “Unfinished Business-The Life Times of Danny Gatton,” the December 31, l978, Cellar Door gig has assumed legendary proportions for its place in Gatton history. Swearing you were there is akin to saying you saw the Beatles at the Cavern Club or caught the Yardbird’s hot, sweaty nights at the Marquee.” It’s a great tribute to Danny that Buddy Emmons, who had not been on the road for years, did hit the highways with the Explosion.

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Episode #13–See what we did on July 4th week and hear what Bill ATE! (He’s also drinking during the podcast as well). We talk sh*t…LITERALLY (along with a related movie recommendation). See how Keith Richards made the news, we talk World Cup action, Funny Holidays (with a birthday wish), baseball records, bytch forum, Larry the rabid ranter stops by, backwards game show **To try and figure out this weeks BACKWARDS WORD, CLICK HERE and submit your answers/guesses to bobandbillshow@gmail.com Here is where we get our funny NEWS from BONGONEWS.com and funny SPORTS from SPORTSPICKLE.com Laugh at our Dirty joke of the Week, remember to send us your ideas or requests for a special show ending movie quote, funny clip, etc. And, don’t forget to call us at 206-33-WASTE(9-2783)Top Ten List that we read off during the show: TOP TEN REASONS DES MOINES WAS SNUBBED BY THE NCAA10. Have you been on I-235 lately? 9. Champions on Ice? We’ll just leave it at that 8. Afraid that Bob & Bill Show will scare away all the fans 7. Keith Richards is building us a pirate ship to play in 6. Using money donated by CIETC staff to build a bigger arena 5. This number was more popular than the Wells Fargo Arena 4. Did you hear about the virus Ames just got? 3. Elma High School gym is bigger than the Wells Fargo Arena, just ask Bob’s prom date…oh wait…nevermind 2. All of the food at the concession stands are on a stick! Even the beer! 1. Three popular words: Des Moines Sucks!

Werewolf VS redneck
From : recent posts - blip.tv (beta)Werewolf eats a rednecks hand, then the redneck vomits. It’s freaking awesome. Special thanks to the werewolf.

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Wait till you “HEAR” us this week! You can finally take the cotton swabs out of your ears to stop the bleeding! We have NEW microphones! Bob takes over the Say What! segment with TWO rants and raves, but DON’T interrupt him! Funny holidays, a song dedicated to Mother’s Day (and yes it is actually supposed to sound that slow), your e-mails, comments, and also LISTENER requests! We want YOU to send us a line for the TOP TEN heading of, “Top Ten Places You Would Least Like to Find Sand After Being at the Beach”, also, send in funny BUMPER STICKERS you’ve seen. Just click on the e-mail link to the right that says bobandbillshow@gmail.com We update the sad stats of professional and fantasy baseball records (fushizzle is #1), Bob’s exciting POWER HOUR completion and “post recording”, and we have the one and only Top Ten list. Do you YAHOO? Subscribe to our show by going to this site http://podcasts.yahoo.com/ Just type in Bob and Bill in the “search” and click Subscribe! It’s easy and FREE! Top Ten List that we read off during the show: TOP TEN THREE DOG NIGHT OR DAHL’S TICKET EXCUSES10. Hard to concentrate on singing ONLY HIT with flashing camera bulbs 9. Tied up phone lines, blowing load on Kentucky Derby 8. Hey, since Springsteen’s cutting out seats, we’re cutting out internet connections 7. Hated idea of having to buy back pictures off E-Bay 6. Too busy scalping tickets for “Hairspray” 5. Internet lines were tapped by new head of CIA 4. Flashes might wake up creepy ghost image of the Big Bopper 3. Wanted to become topic for next lame Top Ten List 2. Has-beens don’t need pictures taken 1. First a picture, then you’ll want us to do something crazy like pick coconuts out of a tree

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