redneck Zombies - Director’s Cut Customer Review: 5 stars for a few reasons
Normally a movie of such low budget and acting skills would not receive about 3 stars. There are a few reasons why I have given it 4 stars.
1. The ending of the film is great. Most low budget zombie films are good until the ending.
2. The scenes of the people running away from the zombies are creative and funny. This movie was made over 10 years ago and used the comedy part of a man acting like a zombie to avoid being lunch.
3. The strange rednecks bring characters to each of the zombies instead of random walking rotting corpses.
4. The guy drinking various alcohols in each scene is great.
5. Each time you watch it, you catch something new.
6. Zombies don’t look like video game zombies like the ones in “House of the Dead” and other bad films like that. Zombies are bad but bad in a funny way.
7. Using the still to spread the zombie plague is great. Even how the moonshine is dropped off shows a few classic scenes.
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It’s the POWER HOUR! Drink, drink, drink! We talk about funny bumper stickers, website changes, LISTENER Top 10, funny holidays, a song dedicated to drinking beer, e-mails, comments, baseball records (and brawls) a double doseage of Say What! Larry the Rabid Ranter, two dirty jokes of the week, breaking the seal, a SDRAWKCAB (that’s backwards) Game Show and we have the one and only Top Ten list all about The Da Vinci Code. **To try and figure out the backwards word, CLICK HERE and submit your answers/guesses to bobandbillshow@gmail.com Top Ten List that we read off during the show: TOP TEN WAYS TO CRACK THE DA VINCI CODE10. Two Coronas…WITH lime 9. They always said calculus was good for something 8. Ask the doctor that’s kept Elvis alive all these years 7. Play the Thriller LP backwards 6. The secret’s in the sauce 5. Look in the bottom of the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow 4. Michael Jackson’s plastic surgeon obviously knows how to cover up secrets 3. There IS something to those Greek letters after all 2. Ask Keith Richards…that’s what he was searching for when he fell out of the coconut tree 1. The decoder in the box of Lucky Charms
BaBS - 30
Episode #30. Cause for celebration? Naaa, but we get to hear why Bob had to take a vacation day today! Apologies go out to Phil & Heather on Wendell (pronounced Win-dull)Phillip Hunt, because Bill can’t speak! We talk a little CIETC, Bob “tries” to make a joke about Michael Jackson and Bill says he’s moving! This weeks excellent website to go check out: VIRTUAL LITE BRITE! Celebrity Birthdays, DVD Releases, LARRY expresses his brief disappointment in us. Be sure and vote on the NEW poll, What’s the worst part about winter? You can also vote by leaving a voicemail at the “hotline” 206-339-2783 (206-33-WASTE). Oh, you can also FAX us at that number too!! How ’bout them pineapples?!Top Ten List that we read off during the show: TOP TEN THINGS OVERHEARD AT THIS YEAR’S GOLDEN GLOBES10. I heard Cameron Diaz wants Mr. Sexy back 9. Arnold Schwarzanegger: DON’T be back 8. Ewww, Kevin Federline isn’t wearing any underwear 7. And the winner for best fight: Rosie & Donald 6. Look at President Bush showing off his award for Most Stupid President 5. Rennee Zellwegger is the perfect candidate for BOTOX: Look at that permanent smile! 4. And this year’s Best Podcast Duo goes to: Bob and Bill from the Bob and Bill show 3. I thought Clint Eastwood was dead 2. Someone tell Mel Gibson you can’t drink from the trophy 1. Ugly Betty? Sounds like Bob’s prom date
BaBS - 30.5
Episode #30.5 Cause for celebration? SURE…it’s another show! Why the “.5″? Listen to find out, although the picture to the right might give it away! In the show you hear about Bill getting all moved into his new digs, poll results from last show, 2007 NASCAR changes…(I know, I know…boring for some, exciting for fans), celebrity Birthdays, DVD Releases, bytch forum, 20 Questions and fun websites to visit. Be sure and vote on the NEW poll, What’s your favorite “mini” holiday? You can also vote by leaving a voicemail at the “hotline” 206-339-2783 (206-33-WASTE). Oh, you can also FAX us at that number too!! How ’bout them lemons?! Here is the list of FUN websites to check out (read on the show):AMPHIBIAN ASSAULTMESSY WEB (effects on a spider’s web)PRODUCT WARNINGS (funny dumb ones)BERT IS EVIL!! (Sesame Street’s Bert and Ernie)HITLER CATS (cats that look like Hitler)
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Episode #13–See what we did on July 4th week and hear what Bill ATE! (He’s also drinking during the podcast as well). We talk sh*t…LITERALLY (along with a related movie recommendation). See how Keith Richards made the news, we talk World Cup action, Funny Holidays (with a birthday wish), baseball records, bytch forum, Larry the rabid ranter stops by, backwards game show **To try and figure out this weeks BACKWARDS WORD, CLICK HERE and submit your answers/guesses to bobandbillshow@gmail.com Here is where we get our funny NEWS from BONGONEWS.com and funny SPORTS from SPORTSPICKLE.com Laugh at our Dirty joke of the Week, remember to send us your ideas or requests for a special show ending movie quote, funny clip, etc. And, don’t forget to call us at 206-33-WASTE(9-2783)Top Ten List that we read off during the show: TOP TEN REASONS DES MOINES WAS SNUBBED BY THE NCAA10. Have you been on I-235 lately? 9. Champions on Ice? We’ll just leave it at that 8. Afraid that Bob & Bill Show will scare away all the fans 7. Keith Richards is building us a pirate ship to play in 6. Using money donated by CIETC staff to build a bigger arena 5. This number was more popular than the Wells Fargo Arena 4. Did you hear about the virus Ames just got? 3. Elma High School gym is bigger than the Wells Fargo Arena, just ask Bob’s prom date…oh wait…nevermind 2. All of the food at the concession stands are on a stick! Even the beer! 1. Three popular words: Des Moines Sucks!
BaBS - 10
We’re in DOUBLE DIGITS!! Episode 10! We’ll be playin’ some more music, College World Series update, e-mails (and Carl Spackler makes a return), funny holidays, baseball records, Say What!, Larry the Rabid Ranter, dirty joke of the week, Backwards Game Show and a Top Ten list that will want to make you say, “gazoontite” Be sure and listen to the VERY end…there is a special surprise waiting! **To try and figure out this weeks BACKWARDS WORD, CLICK HERE and submit your answers/guesses to bobandbillshow@gmail.com Top Ten List that we read off during the show: TOP TEN LAST WORDS OF ABU MUSAB AL-ZARQAWI10. Honey, it’s late, can you turn off the explosions and come to bed? 9. Bombs? Wait till they see the bomb in my pants 8. Gee, this XBOX 360 game sure is life-like 7. Good Lord, Cheney’s at it again 6. Sorry suckers, #6 on this list was already one of my previous victims 5. That Alberto is one bitchin’ hurricane 4. What do you mean I owe postage for these bombs? 3. Hey, can you knock off all the gunfire? I’m trying to download the Bob and Bill Show 2. Oh my God, I look like Kenny Rogers 1. President Bush, I’ll see you in hell!
BaBS - 27
#27 is here and again, NO SCRIPT! See how funny we can really be without a script! We play more rounds of “Would You Rather” which is a hilarious game of extreme options and comes from wouldyourather.com, we’re stumped on an “underwear saying”, we talk about Bill’s unfortunate accident! We hear a vicodin horror story, Bob & Bill in a Kum & Go commercial?, last week’s poll results, a visit from our friend Larry the Rabid Ranter, Bob’s bytch segment, we quote some funny things over heard in New York over at overheardinnewyork.com, what a degree is worth, and the redneck Dictionary Word of the day/week. Be sure and vote on the NEW poll, which do you prefer with your Thanksgiving meal? BEEF GRAVY, TURKEY GRAVY, OTHER GRAVY or I DON’T LIKE GRAVY! You can also vote by leaving a voicemail at the “hotline” 206-339-2783 (206-33-WASTE).
rednecks Vs. Mexicans from YouTube :: Tag // machinima
This is the product of a stoned mind at 4 A.M. Stars: Tyler Temple Ryan English Author: BoxFanProductions Keywords: Halo Machinima Fighting Mexican redneck Added: April 1, 2007
Tinker and Tater’s Whoop A$$ MDR Review from YouTube :: Videos by lvefilms
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BaBS - 09
Episode 9 of the Bob and Bill Show, is it EVIL? It probably is, with over 95 SOUND EFFECTS!! In this episode we talk about your alcohol scope, the gameshow marathon tv show, the College World Series, funny holidays, e-mails, comments, baseball records, Say What!, Larry the Rabid Ranter, a SPECIAL dirty joke of the week from our friend PHIL, two more clues to last weeks Backwards Game Show and we have the one and only Top Ten list **To try and figure out this weeks BACKWARDS WORD, CLICK HERE and submit your answers/guesses to bobandbillshow@gmail.com Top Ten List that we read off during the show: TOP TEN THINGS TO LOOK OUT FOR ON 6/6/0610. Crazy cosmic voices telling you the message: “Less filling, Tastes great” 9. Silly attempt at comedy in the form of a top ten list about the date 6/6/06 8. Creepy visual of excitement surrounding upcoming World Cup 7. Bob’s drunken rants, Bill crashing wedding dances 6. Losers who think this date actually has any meaning to it 5. Satan becomes Democratic candidate for Governor because of mis-counted Hanging Chads 4. Cheap tacos, because everyone knows it’s also Taco Tuesday 3. Dyslexic groupies attacking because they finally know the date 2. Bob kicking crap out of Vince Vaughn to date Jennifer Aniston 1. Anything else to do with numbers because, frankly, math sucks
How Red Can It Get? FFS #46 from The Fantastic Fred Show
Fantastic Fred Show #46″How Red Can It Get?”A Delightful show about two redneck gay people finding who they are and growing in the process. OK Just remember they are Gay rednecks.Welcome to the New Fantastic Fred Show, Listen and Enjoy.
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