You Might Be a redneck If… Customer Review: jeff
I listened to this album before I saw Blue Collar Comedy Tour The Movie, but the thing is, this album is what inspired me to see that! I thought Mr.Foxworthy was pretty good in this, like he is in “THE MUSIC ALBUM” and “GREATEST BITS”, so that’s why I wanted to see that movie. Some parts are silly AND funny simultaniously and I highly recommend this if you’ve never heard him before. This was the first cd that introduced me to him. Did I mention in any other material of his, that I’ve got his autograph? I think I did.
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Episode #45– The episode after the episode….of Power Hour. Talk some Old Chicago, Tony Stewart, Celebrity birthdays, BONGO News, Sportspickle, we read your e-mails and comments, a bytch forum by Bob and Bill, and we introduce a NEW character!!**WEBSITE to check out: Columbus Day Trivia Make a guy walk the plank of a pirate ship if you know your Columbus history!Listen at the end of the show and guess what MOVIE the quote is from! Top Ten List that we read off during the show: TOP TEN SIGNS YOU MOVED TO A BAD NEIGHBORHOOD10. Instead of a neighborhood swimming pool, you have a cess pool 9. Local grocery store pharmacy is all you can steal 8. Holiday celebrations don’t have parades, they have funeral processions 7. Location has these three words: Des Moines Iowa 6. Larry Craig keeps stopping by asking to use your bathroom 5. Every Wednesday night at local tavern is Jihad Night 4. Sorry, due to lack of funding, there is no #4 for this list 3. People think head scarves on Barbie Dolls is a good idea. 2. Dear Abby shows up wanting to plan your wedding 1. You live next door to Bob and Bill
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Episode #24– Bob’s back? Yep! And he’s in rare form too! We give a little “diss” to SPRINT in the bytch forum, plus big news to get out of your Sprint contract without the penalty fee! We re-read your e-mails and comments, play a game of 20Q and mention announcements on DVDs to be released. Be sure and vote on the poll, do you like HOT or MILD wings? You can also vote by leaving a voicemail at the “hotline” 206-339-2783 (206-33-WASTE). Got any ideas on what Bob and Bill should do or try next? Send in your suggestions to start up another new poll!Top Ten List that we read off during the show: TOP TEN SIGNS YOU ARE AN INTERNET JUNKIE10. When giving directions to a stranger, you keep saying “information superhighway” 9. You wonder if people want to see your “MYSPACE” 8. You dip computer chips in sauce at supper time 7. You write a top ten list about the signs you are a junkie 6. People tell you, “Hey, you’re a computer junkie!” 5. You had to visit the emergency room after you thought you hurt yourself during a war video game 4. You legally change your initials to W.W.W. 3. Your hot Friday night date is a night in the computer lab 2. Your best pick-up line is, “Hey, baby, wanna see my hard drive?” 1. Your school GPA is 2.5 gigabytes
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Episode #19–Bill is back from vacation. He talks about his adventures which are also included in the Bytch Forum. For those of you having trouble opening a beer bottle here are some ways to do it: click here Funny Holidays, is Mars going to be close? Comments on the website, a visit from our friend Larry, 20 Questions game show, dirty joke of the week, and the redneck Word of the week. Remember to send us your word to try and beat the game of 20 Questions. Don’t forget to call us and leave a voicemail 206-339-2783 (206-33-WASTE). Vote on our baby food poll because this is the LAST week for it. Next week, is the taste testing event extravaganza! Vote for bananas MOM!Top Ten List that we read off during the show: TOP TEN DELL EXCUSES10. Didn’t realize XPS meant EXPLODES 9. Our bomb is comparable to that new Paris Hilton album 8. Damn Energizer Bunny was juicin’ again 7. Someone rigged the polls and no wait, that’s a re-count 6. Figured this was the easiest way to get rid of annoying spam e-mail 5. Wanted to prove that Bush isn’t the only person that can blow things up 4. Apple promised a printer for every ten computers blown up 3. Our Dell computers run as good as Bob can say Hezbollah 2. We warned you not to download the Bob and Bill Show 1. Dude, you got a dud!
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Episode #46– We’re finally back, where have we been? What have we been doing? What’s NEW in Bob and Bill’s life AND the show? Find out in this packed show full of NEW things. Like: New poll, new pictures on our flickr page, NEW celebrity birthdays and an old listener birthday, NEW News of the weird, news headlines from a NEW source, new e-mails, new bytch forum and straight outta comptin’, Larry and his cousin make a return! And of course we can’t forget a NEW Top Ten List!**WEBSITE to check out: Select a Candidate Don’t know who you’re going to vote for President? Get some help on who agrees with your issues.Listen at the end of the show and guess what MOVIE the quote is from! Top Ten List that we read off during the show: TOP TEN THINGS BOB AND BILL ARE THANKFUL FOR10. Striking show-writers only picket on weekends when we’re not in town 9. The current cheap gas prices 8. Stephon Marbury hasn’t quit on us. You can’t quit the Bob and Bill Show! 7. The whiskey buzz hits just as we start this show 6. We didn’t get Hanna Montana tickets–wait, who the hell IS Hanna Montana? 5. Botox 4. This list isn’t any less funny than the usual crap we slap together 3. Our adoring fans–am I right people? 2. We’re not queer like those losers, Bert and Ernie 1. We don’t have this name: George W. Bush
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