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Episode #37. We’re on the road at Bob and Bill’s (and Bill’s fiance’s) favorite pool hall spot. No script, none of the usual stuff just ourselves (unless you count Bob’s complaining) and lots and lots of laughs. We play darts, talk music, and talk what goes on your Subway sandwiches. E-mail us YOUR Subway sandwich toppings, strange or not. Call them in at 206-203-1687 and tell us your toppings. Our e-mail is bobandbillshow@gmail.com just in case you forgot. Be sure and check out our “myspace” page.

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Episode #13–See what we did on July 4th week and hear what Bill ATE! (He’s also drinking during the podcast as well). We talk sh*t…LITERALLY (along with a related movie recommendation). See how Keith Richards made the news, we talk World Cup action, Funny Holidays (with a birthday wish), baseball records, bytch forum, Larry the rabid ranter stops by, backwards game show **To try and figure out this weeks BACKWARDS WORD, CLICK HERE and submit your answers/guesses to bobandbillshow@gmail.com Here is where we get our funny NEWS from BONGONEWS.com and funny SPORTS from SPORTSPICKLE.com Laugh at our Dirty joke of the Week, remember to send us your ideas or requests for a special show ending movie quote, funny clip, etc. And, don’t forget to call us at 206-33-WASTE(9-2783)Top Ten List that we read off during the show: TOP TEN REASONS DES MOINES WAS SNUBBED BY THE NCAA10. Have you been on I-235 lately? 9. Champions on Ice? We’ll just leave it at that 8. Afraid that Bob & Bill Show will scare away all the fans 7. Keith Richards is building us a pirate ship to play in 6. Using money donated by CIETC staff to build a bigger arena 5. This number was more popular than the Wells Fargo Arena 4. Did you hear about the virus Ames just got? 3. Elma High School gym is bigger than the Wells Fargo Arena, just ask Bob’s prom date…oh wait…nevermind 2. All of the food at the concession stands are on a stick! Even the beer! 1. Three popular words: Des Moines Sucks!

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Episode #32. Rock and Roll Music is back and in this show! This weeks excellent website to go check out: Mr. Bill! Our “myspace” page gets PIMPED out! Celebrity Birthdays, we read your e-mails, a Top Five AND a Top Ten list. Be sure and vote on the NEW poll, What is your favorite part about St. Patrick’s Day? You can also vote by leaving a voicemail at the “hotline” 206-339-2783 (206-33-WASTE). And you can also FAX us at that number too!!Top Ten List that we read off during the show: TOP TEN SIGNS IT’S TIME TO QUIT YOUR JOB10. Performance bonuses are based upon how much pot your toddler can smoke 9. Your boss shaves their head and checks into rehab 8. Your co-worker shows you their 93-pound tumor 7. You manage a weight watchers club that is clothing optional 6. Your benefits are provided by the Walter Reed hospital 5. You are a female escore for John Amaechi 4. Dress code requires fat guys to wear only G-strings 3. You’ve been promoted three times but you’re still scraping crud off the bottom of people’s chairs 2. It’s located in Des Moines, Iowa 1. You write for the Bob and Bill Show

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Episode #20–Baby food, baby food on the wall, which one is the most colorful of them all? Can we withstand these NASTY tastes? Tune in to find out! For some good pics: click here. Funny Holidays, comments on the website, a visit from our friend Larry, 20 Questions game show, a funny song geared off of the 20Q word and the redneck Word of the week. Remember to send us your word to try and beat the game of 20 Questions. Don’t forget to call us and leave a voicemail 206-339-2783 (206-33-WASTE). Got any ideas on what Bob and Bill should do or try next? Send in your suggestions to start up the new poll!Top Ten List that we read off during the show: TOP TEN REJECTED EMMY CATEGORIES10. Most outstanding pronunciation of Hezbollah 9. Best elimination of the ninth planet 8. Outstanding firing of Tom Cruise 7. Most countries angered by U.S. Government 6. Best Bob, Best Bill 5. Fastest vomiting of the baby food tasting test 4. Best athletic supporter 3. Best imitation of a funny Top Ten list 2. Best supporting podcaster in a dramatic or comedic, reality series containing a foreign language with a musical score director and a special effects producer guest appearing in a…aw…SCREW IT! 1. Outstanding portrayal of a lame podcast

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Episode #22– The post-drunk survival party is here….well, just the latest installment of slapped together crap for your pleasure. Funny Holidays, comments on the website, a dastardly good email segment, a visit from our friend Larry, 20 Questions game show, small blurb about football, and the redneck Word of the week. Remember to send us your word to try and beat the game of 20 Questions. Don’t forget to call us and leave a voicemail 206-339-2783 (206-33-WASTE). Got any ideas on what Bob and Bill should do or try next? Send in your suggestions to start up the new poll!Top Ten List that we read off during the show: TOP TEN SIGNS BAD SPORTS EUPHEMISMS FOR SEX10. Clean Jerk (weightlifting) 9. The Breast Stroke (swimming) 8. Tight End (football) 7. Go Deep! (football) 6. It’s mating season (hunting) 5. Penetration (football) 4. Mount that horse! (horse riding) 3. Body check (hockey) 2. I’m tight or I’m loose (auto racing) 1. Rack ‘em! (billiards)

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Episode #36. POST Drake “drunk” Relays recordings with the iRiver,BIG NEWS for Bill, NEW Voicemail Phone Number, Old and NEW polls, Bob’s Bytch forum or is it? This weeks excellent website to go check out: File extension changer Be sure and check out our “myspace” page. We read your comments and e-mails, and a NEW Top Ten list.Top Ten List that we read off during the show: TOP TEN THINGS YOU DON’T WANT YOUR MOTHER’S DAY CARD TO TELL YOU10. I’ll kiss you like I kiss my bulldog 9. Enclosed, please find a restraining order 8. Thanks for posting my bail. From Paris Hilton 7. Your wig looks great Britney 6. You’re the best damn hooker money can buy 5. You are a racist, skin headed, nappy headed ho bitch. Love, Don Imus 4. Hope the surgery turned out O.K. Mom, I mean Dad 3. Boy you look good in your Spider-Man spandex 2. Four more years Love, George W. Bush 1. Greetings from the Bob and Bill Show

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Episode #18–Bill runs away for an episode due to a nasty dispute with Bob over a checkers game. No, no, that’s not really true. Bill does a remote from out of state (on vacation, mind you) while Bob suffers another week of non-vacation. We tribute Elvis, among other things, along with the usual trash: Funny Holidays, e-mails, a visit from our friend Larry, 20 Questions game show, and dirty joke of the week. Remember to send us your word to try and beat the game of 20 Questions. Don’t forget to call us and leave a voicemail 206-339-2783 (206-33-WASTE). Vote on our beautiful poll also.Top Ten List that we read off during the show: TOP TEN REJECTED FOODS ON A STICK AT THE IOWA STATE FAIR10. Cool Whip 9. Bush 8. Hezbollah 7. CIETC 6. Bob or Bill 5. Sorry, due to Bill’s vacation there is no number 5 for this list 4. Steroids 3. Soup 2. **Bleep** 1. Stick? Stick this up your ass!

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