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Episode 11! We’ll be playin’ the third song in our “triple play” from Brother Love, we have a phone number now, give it a call and leave us a voicemail 206-33-WASTE(92783) , College World Series update, e-mails, funny holidays, baseball records, Say What!, Larry the Rabid Ranter, dirty joke of the week, Backwards Game Show and a Top Ten list. **To try and figure out this weeks BACKWARDS WORD, CLICK HERE and submit your answers/guesses to bobandbillshow@gmail.com Top Ten List that we read off during the show: TOP TEN REASONS BILL IS PODCASTING FROM A REMOTE LOCATION10. Was annoyed that only one babe was available in the studio this week 9. Offers chance to say cheap plugs for computer stuff you’ll never use 8. Decreases chance of Bob interrupting Bill 7. Became scared when rumors circulated about possible podcast HGH testing 6. Needed safe spot to hide from nasty North Korean missle 5. Had to make room for current replacement: Katie Couric 4. Now I can finally podcast in the nude 3. Beats hassle of having to get a restraining order on our “fan” Carl Spackler 2. Bob gets funnier the further away you get 1. Three Words: Des Moines Sucks!!

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It’s CINCO DE MAYO WEEK..what a coincidence, it’s our FIFTH podcast! In this installment, we talk about a BIG SURPRISE for everybody, what “went down” during Drake Relays, Bill’s embarrasing birthday experience, funny holidays, Monk e-mail, professional and fantasy baseball records, Say What?! Yep! That segment returns. We also have the weekly Dirty joke of the Week read by Bob, the relation between George Foreman and IOWA, a song from one of Bob’s friend, and the one and only Top Ten list. Want to send us a MONKEY E-Mail? Click here! and be sure and put our e-mail address in there as well bobandbillshow@gmail.com Top Ten List that we read off during the show: TOP TEN KEITH RICHARDS EXCUSES10. Wanted to be the hit in the group’s next hit song 9. Became confused between picking coconuts and landing on his 8. Realized Dick Cheney was having target practice a couple of trees over 7. Got tired of same old “sex, drugs, rock and roll” story, figured concussion would spice things up a bit 6. Wanted to be buried in Iowa 5. Figured falling out of a tree is good exercise for a 62-year-old man 4. Fastest way to come down after getting high 3. Needed a head start at finding any buried treasure 2. Wanted to steal spotlight away from other drugged up celebrities like George Bush 1. Showed everyone what the group meant by “a bigger bang”

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Episode #16–We talk about the stormy ride home from KC, Balloon Ride Blues, Funny Holidays, e-mails, comments, a visit from our friend Larry, and another installment of 20 Questions . Remember to send us your ideas or requests for a special show ending movie quote, funny clip, etc. And, don’t forget to call us and leave a voicemail 206-33-WASTE(9-2783)Top Ten List that we read off during the show: TOP TEN THINGS OVERHEARD ON RAGBRAI 200610. Smell that fresh hog lot contaminated air! 9. CIETC’s paying me a bundle to do this 8. I haven’t been in this much heat since Bob’s prom night 7. Look, Mel Gibson is being pulled over on his 10-speed 6. The winner gets control of Cuba 5. I thought the only doping going on was in the White House 4. Get out of my way, I’m off to invade the Israeli beer stand 3. Yo baby, wanna see some of my synthetic testosterone? 2. Hey Lance, I’ll trade you my syringe for your Bud Light 1. RAGBRAI, who gives a rat’s ass?!

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Episode #13–See what we did on July 4th week and hear what Bill ATE! (He’s also drinking during the podcast as well). We talk sh*t…LITERALLY (along with a related movie recommendation). See how Keith Richards made the news, we talk World Cup action, Funny Holidays (with a birthday wish), baseball records, bytch forum, Larry the rabid ranter stops by, backwards game show **To try and figure out this weeks BACKWARDS WORD, CLICK HERE and submit your answers/guesses to bobandbillshow@gmail.com Here is where we get our funny NEWS from BONGONEWS.com and funny SPORTS from SPORTSPICKLE.com Laugh at our Dirty joke of the Week, remember to send us your ideas or requests for a special show ending movie quote, funny clip, etc. And, don’t forget to call us at 206-33-WASTE(9-2783)Top Ten List that we read off during the show: TOP TEN REASONS DES MOINES WAS SNUBBED BY THE NCAA10. Have you been on I-235 lately? 9. Champions on Ice? We’ll just leave it at that 8. Afraid that Bob & Bill Show will scare away all the fans 7. Keith Richards is building us a pirate ship to play in 6. Using money donated by CIETC staff to build a bigger arena 5. This number was more popular than the Wells Fargo Arena 4. Did you hear about the virus Ames just got? 3. Elma High School gym is bigger than the Wells Fargo Arena, just ask Bob’s prom date…oh wait…nevermind 2. All of the food at the concession stands are on a stick! Even the beer! 1. Three popular words: Des Moines Sucks!

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Episode #35. Bob sounds tired, what’s new though? We talk gadgets, future ‘On the Road with Bob and Bill’ segments, The Dempseys, Team T.I.T., News of the Weird, Old and NEW polls, “special” birthdays, Bob’s BIG BYTCH forum and this episode’s dinner special: HOT POCKETS! This weeks excellent website to go check out: Hot Pockets Be sure and check out our “myspace” page. We read your comments and e-mails, and a NEW Top Ten list.Top Ten List that we read off during the show: TOP TEN DON IMUS EXCUSES10. Assumed racist people get bigger tax break 9. Wanted to spend more time pursuing his love of origami 8. Hell if I know but the terrorists are responsible for it 7. Heard there was an opening for an attorney general 6. Idiot like Bob believed he would not be dropped 5. Wanted to be first host on new satellite station, “The Loser Channel” 4. People were confusing me with the scary lookin’ skeleton guy on Tales from the Crypt 3. Wanted to prove that at least one person watches women’s college basketball 2. That’s the Red Bull and Vodka talkin’ 1. Easiest way to get on lame Top Ten list

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Episode #31. BATMAN IS ALIVE and he’s on our podcast! Batman tells us his experiences and who he calls! We get a FAX that’s not about furniture sales! This weeks excellent websites to go check out: Virtual Toilet Paper Museum and the Johnny Carson Podcast! Celebrity Birthdays, the Bytch Forum, and LARRY is FINALLY out of his anger management classes and we’ll see if he actually learned something. Be sure and vote on the NEW poll, Who would you call first if you found a bat in your home? You can also vote by leaving a voicemail at the “hotline” 206-339-2783 (206-33-WASTE). And you can also FAX us at that number too!!Top Ten List that we read off during the show: TOP TEN BRITNEY SPEARS EXCUSES10. Became tired of daily hassles involving a comb and shampoo 9. Needed to save beauty salon money for large alimony payments 8. Forced to do it after hearing creepy backwards message during an episode of ‘The View’ 7. She’s crazy and this is what crazy people do 6. Too preoccupied deciding which underwear not to wear 5. Needed to prep for next big acting gig when she plays a ball point pen 4. Thinks everyone is turned on by the “weeble look” 3. Pete Rose bet her that she wouldn’t do it 2. Had to find some way to get out of horrible impending date with Bob 1. Easiest way to cure her case of the “Jet Blues”

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#27 is here and again, NO SCRIPT! See how funny we can really be without a script! We play more rounds of “Would You Rather” which is a hilarious game of extreme options and comes from wouldyourather.com, we’re stumped on an “underwear saying”, we talk about Bill’s unfortunate accident! We hear a vicodin horror story, Bob & Bill in a Kum & Go commercial?, last week’s poll results, a visit from our friend Larry the Rabid Ranter, Bob’s bytch segment, we quote some funny things over heard in New York over at overheardinnewyork.com, what a degree is worth, and the redneck Dictionary Word of the day/week. Be sure and vote on the NEW poll, which do you prefer with your Thanksgiving meal? BEEF GRAVY, TURKEY GRAVY, OTHER GRAVY or I DON’T LIKE GRAVY! You can also vote by leaving a voicemail at the “hotline” 206-339-2783 (206-33-WASTE).

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