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Episode #15–We are on the road to Kansas City, MO to see the Royals battle the Orioles! Listen to us ramble on the way to the game, sing during the seventh inning stretch and play 20 Questions on the way home. Remember to send us your ideas or requests for a special show ending movie quote, funny clip, etc. And, don’t forget to call us and leave a voicemail 206-33-WASTE(9-2783)Top Ten List that we read off during the show: TOP TEN REASONS BOB AND BILL HAVE TAKEN THE SHOW ON THE ROAD10. Figured enough $10 beers at game would make show funnier 9. It’s Bob and Bill bobblehead night in Kansas City 8. Wanted to beat old time record through road construction obstacle course 7. Needed to get out of town after running over family of RAGBRAI riders 6. Nothing spells fun more than high gas cost, high ticket cost, and cheap city hookers 5. Hoping to find Israeli woman to invade Bill’s pants 4. Wanted to be in first 20,000 fans who get free syringes 3. Chants of “you suck” directed at game, not show 2. Wanted to see players suck as bad as Bob’s prom night 1. Three famous words: Des Moines sucks
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Episode #24– Bob’s back….gone again! But we’ll call him and see what he’s up to and play a game of 20Q. Be sure and vote on the NEW poll, do you like THE BEATLES or NICKELBACK better? You can also vote by leaving a voicemail at the “hotline” 206-339-2783 (206-33-WASTE).Top Ten List that we read off during the show: TOP TEN SIGNS YOU HAVE A BAD HALLOWEEN COSTUME10. You get pelted with teeth and asked for money because kids think you’re the real tooth fairy 9. You call up your buddy Barry Bonds so he can help you turn into the real Incredible Hulk 8. Your prison uniform gets you calls from the Oakland Raiders to join their team 7. You rob all the local blood banks so you can become a vampire 6. You’ve lost so much weight you can go as the “skeleton guy” 5. All you need for your witch costume is a broom. You already have the green skin, bad acme and a nose that screams plastic surgery 4. You win 1st prize in the scariest costume category with your Bob & Bill costume 3. Your head wound costume is homemade with real stab wounds and all 2. Your Superman costume is a little too tight which shows that you’re really not “super” at all 1. Your crafting skills on your ghost costume looks more like a KKK hood
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It’s the POWER HOUR! Drink, drink, drink! We talk about funny bumper stickers, website changes, LISTENER Top 10, funny holidays, a song dedicated to drinking beer, e-mails, comments, baseball records (and brawls) a double doseage of Say What! Larry the Rabid Ranter, two dirty jokes of the week, breaking the seal, a SDRAWKCAB (that’s backwards) Game Show and we have the one and only Top Ten list all about The Da Vinci Code. **To try and figure out the backwards word, CLICK HERE and submit your answers/guesses to bobandbillshow@gmail.com Top Ten List that we read off during the show: TOP TEN WAYS TO CRACK THE DA VINCI CODE10. Two Coronas…WITH lime 9. They always said calculus was good for something 8. Ask the doctor that’s kept Elvis alive all these years 7. Play the Thriller LP backwards 6. The secret’s in the sauce 5. Look in the bottom of the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow 4. Michael Jackson’s plastic surgeon obviously knows how to cover up secrets 3. There IS something to those Greek letters after all 2. Ask Keith Richards…that’s what he was searching for when he fell out of the coconut tree 1. The decoder in the box of Lucky Charms
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Episode #44– POWERHOUR III!! ‘REVENGE OF THE DRUNKS’ A lot of FIRSTS for this show! THREE Top Ten Lists, THREE songs, a NEW PowerHour show open and for the FIRST time…either Bill finished OR Bob didn’t! Listen to find out! We also have all of the original stuff…Bob’s Bytch Forum, e-mails, BONGOnews, sportspickle and joke of the week.Listen at the end of the show and guess what MOVIE the quote is from! The MAIN Top Ten List that we read off during the show: TOP TEN IDEAS THAT SOUND GOOD AFTER GETTING DRUNK10. Performing on the MTV video music awards show 9. Hitting 756 home runs and thinking you’re the greatest 8. Taking your clothes off (this is only for fat and/or ugly people) 7. First stealing a pickup, then prescription medication, then considering re-election for city council 6. Believing you are famous if you are supposedly good at a lame sport like, say, gymnastics 5. Going to or watching the Iowa-Iowa State football game; no, wait, that’s not a good idea perios 4. (Insert Larry Craig joke here) 3. Comedian kissing up to Oprah by appearing on her talk show 2. Co-hosting the Bob and Bill Show, am I right, people??? 1. Invading Iraq
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It’s CINCO DE MAYO WEEK..what a coincidence, it’s our FIFTH podcast! In this installment, we talk about a BIG SURPRISE for everybody, what “went down” during Drake Relays, Bill’s embarrasing birthday experience, funny holidays, Monk e-mail, professional and fantasy baseball records, Say What?! Yep! That segment returns. We also have the weekly Dirty joke of the Week read by Bob, the relation between George Foreman and IOWA, a song from one of Bob’s friend, and the one and only Top Ten list. Want to send us a MONKEY E-Mail? Click here! and be sure and put our e-mail address in there as well bobandbillshow@gmail.com Top Ten List that we read off during the show: TOP TEN KEITH RICHARDS EXCUSES10. Wanted to be the hit in the group’s next hit song 9. Became confused between picking coconuts and landing on his 8. Realized Dick Cheney was having target practice a couple of trees over 7. Got tired of same old “sex, drugs, rock and roll” story, figured concussion would spice things up a bit 6. Wanted to be buried in Iowa 5. Figured falling out of a tree is good exercise for a 62-year-old man 4. Fastest way to come down after getting high 3. Needed a head start at finding any buried treasure 2. Wanted to steal spotlight away from other drugged up celebrities like George Bush 1. Showed everyone what the group meant by “a bigger bang”
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Bob and Bill have taken the week off to spend time with family and to take a step back and really see if there is a need anymore for a podcast. Do we have ANY more listeners out there? If you want MORE Bob and Bill, e-mail us at bobandbillshow@gmail.com and express your concern, happiness, or excitement that Bob and Bill have taken a week off!
BaBS - Christmas Present
Wanted to share with everybody the present we got from one of our fans and we opened it LIVE on our recent podcast! Thanks loyal fan!
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