Essential Line Dances Volume 1 (Shawn Trautman’s Learn to Dance Series) If youve mastered the basics, and ready to rapidly increase your line dance knowledge and expertise, then Essential Line Dances Volume 1 is for you. Released in October of 2005, Volume 1 of the Essential Line Dances series contains a variety of line dances that are perfect for anyone who’s still fairly new to line dancing but looking for new challenges. This DVD includes well over an hours worth of instruction on the following fun dances: Cactus Cha-Cha (Neon Moon) - 26 counts; The Cowboy Twist (Hey Bartender) - 28 counts; redneck Girl - 24 counts; Boardwalk (La Grange) - 24 counts; Ten Step - 24 counts; County Line Cha-Cha (Darlene) - 20 counts; West Coast Shuffle - 32 counts; and more… Filmed in HD and presented with multiple camera angles and Picture-In-Picture technology, you won’t want to miss how easy these dances can be with the right instructor. If you’ve never danced before, Line Dance 101: A Quick Start Guide to Line Dancing is the best complement to this DVD. Otherwise, this DVD partners with Essential Line Dances Vol. 2. Shawn Trautman has been a coach and mentor to numerous World Champions as well as countless social dancers since the early 1990’s. Shawn welcomes people from all walks of life regardless of shape, size, or ability to his classes. His broad experience in both dance and Advanced Learning Techniques makes his methods of instruction innovative, easy, and fun. If you’re ready to learn and have fun, Shawn Trautman’s Dance Collection is the way to go. Order Essential Line Dances Volume 1 today, and be ready for your next event by next weekend!
Customer Review: A lot of fun!
I have several of the Shawn Trautman collection - they are all very professionally done. I think this is my favorite so far!

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Once a blonde was putting a boat in the water by backing it in with a trailer (thats how ur supposed to do it). She got in and tried to turnn on the boat, and it didn’t work. She asked a man for help and he said “You have to take the boat off of the trailer!” Lol true story! Go to www.zeecomedians.wetpaint.com plz plz plz plz plz plz plz plz!!!!!!!!!!———————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————–There was a Burnet, jumping across a railroad track and saying 22, 22,22,22 and a blonde comes along and says “o that looks like fun” Then a train comes along and the Burnet jumps off at the last second the Blonde doesn’t. So the Burnet gets back on and says 23, 23,23, 23What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you…?Take the pin out and throw it backloltheia——————————————————————————————————————————————————————- One blond went to a best buy and asked for a TV and the man said that I don’t serve blonds. So she went home and changed her hair to Red she went back and the man said I don’t serve blonds and then she went back home a changed her hair to black. She went back but to a new man and she asked for a TV but then the man said i don’t sever blonds. The blond was mad and asked the man how do you know I was a blond because you are asking for a TV and you are looking at microwaves! LoL! pinkcat——————————-A blond went to a car repair store and asked for a front brake-light and the check-out-man said, ” oh yeah! and would you like a free “car cam” to stick on your car so when you drive you can see behind you” the blond said, ” how much will that cost” (even though he said it was free) and the man said “i was being sarcastic” . Then he said there is no such thing as a front brake-light then the blond said… ” oh i get it! your being sarcastic!” The manager kicked her out the store and she yelled loud enough so everyone can hear.. ” OKAY! i don’t want to play the sarcastic game anymore!” - there is no such thing as a front brake-light- he wasn’t playing the sarcastic game——————————————–A blond was playing soccer and was hogging the soccer ball. she made the team go 6 points down because she wouldn’t share the ball. When it was half-time and they were on their brake her coach told her that there was no ” i ” in team. She said…. OH! next thing you are gonna tell me that there is no ” y ” in fire!!! ———————————————-A blond went to a glove department and yelled out loud ” I HEARD THAT THIS PLACE GIVES AWAY FREE GLOVES!” then she said ” I WANT PINK ONES !”———————————————A blond went to Lowe’s to buy a swimming suit. When she found out that there wasn’t any there she went to the Home Depot and she couldn’t find any there. She went to Pick n’ Save and still couldn’t find any. They suggested to go to Sears and she said ” like i am gonna go to a place where they sell movies to find a swimming suit!” ” you must think I am stupid”.there were three girls a blonde a brunet and a red head and they went to a cliff to hang out. when they got there a wizard appered and said when you jump off this cliff you say somthing and you will turn into what you say. the brunet jumps and says bird and she turns into a bird and flys away. the red head goes and said fish so she turned into a fish and swims away.The blonde wasn’t paying attention and triped and was falling so she said oh shit! so she turned into a pile of poop.——————————————

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jokes about Race and Nationality
Native Americans say that gambling has not affected their culture. I heard that directly from Chief Double Down. (Buzz Nutley) jokes about the BritsWhy don’t the British make a computer? They haven’t figured out how to make it leak oil yet. Indian jokesWhat is the difference between dog road kill and Indian road kill?There are skid marks before the dog. French jokesThere are so many different reasons to laugh at the French, we had to create a whole page for them: French jokes Irish jokesTwo Irish guys are fishing. The first guy reels in his line and sees that he’s snagged an old bottle. As he’s taking it off the hook, a genie pops out and promises to grant him one wish. “Turn the lake into beer,” he says. The genie goes, “Poof!” and the lake turns into beer. He says to the other guy, “So what do you think?” The other guy says, “You jerk. Now we’ve got to piss in the boat.” (Unknown) ———————————–Two men were sitting next to each other at a bar. After a while, one guy looks at the other and says, “I can’t help but think, from listening to you, that you’re from Ireland.” The other guy responds proudly, ‘Yes, that I am!”The first guy says, “So am I! And where about from Ireland might you be?”"I’m from Dublin, I am.”"Sure and begora, and so am I! And what street did you live on in Dublin?”"A lovely little area it was, I lived on McCleary Street in the old central part of town,” the second guy says. “Faith & it’s a small world, so did I! And to what school would you have been going?”"Well now, I went to St. Mary’s of course.”The first guy gets really excited, and says, “And so did I. Tell me, what year did you graduate?”The other guy answers, “Well, now, I graduated in 1964.”"The Good Lord must be smiling down upon us! I can hardly believe our good luck at winding up in the same bar on this very night. Can you believe it, I graduated from St. Mary’s in 1964 my own self.”About this time, another guy walks into the bar, sits down, and orders a beer. The bartender walks over shaking his head and mutters, “It’s going to be a long night tonight, the Murphy twins are drunk again.” Latino jokesTheres a plane about to crash because of the weight and there are 3 people on the plane, a Mexican, a White person, and a French. The French person threw out limes, the Mexican threw out just plain old beans, and the White person threw out the Mexican.It takes Latinos nine hours to play golf. Four hours for 18 holes and five hours to do the lawn. (George Lopez)A Mexican, a German, and an American are on a plane. the plane runs out of fuel. the Mexican Jumps out of the Air Plane, the German Jumps out with a Parachutte, and the Amarican walks off the Plane because is is on the ground. (Ed Peterson)Man 1: Did you hear about the two car crash on Maple Street?Man 2: No, what happened?Man 1: 40 mexicans died.Q: A rich mexican, a poor mexican, Santa, and the easter bunny are each in a corner of a room, and a dollar is in the middle. Who gets it?A: The poor mexican, the other three don’t exist.How do you kill half the population of mexico?Throw a penny off a cliff.How do you kill the other half?Tell them its still down there.Black jokeswhat do you call 1,000 black people at the bottom of the ocean? a good startWhat is the difference between a black man and bike?a bike doesn’t sing old man river when you put a chain on it.how do you get a black person out of a tree?cut the ropeOne day a man was driving on the highway and he saw a black hitchhiker. He swerved over and hit him. A few miles down the road, he saw another. He swerved over and hit him too. A few more miles and he saw a priest hitchhiking. He figured that he batter give him a ride so he wont go to hell. As he is driving with the priest, he sees another black person on the side of the road. He doesn’t want to hit him with the priest in the car. He figures that if he pretnds to fall asleep, he can swerve over and get him. He closes his eyes and starts drifting over. He hears a TINK, CLUNK. He wakes up and asks the priest,”What was that?” The priest says,”you almost missed that nigger, so I opened my door and got him.”The only thing more suspicious than a black man running is a black man tippy-toeing. (Dave Chappelle)I was born a suspect. I can walk down any street in America and women will clutch their purses tighter, hold onto their mace, lock their car doors. If I look up into the windows of the apartments I pass, I can see old ladies on the phone. They’ve already dialed 9-1-1 and are just waiting for me to do something wrong. (Chris Rock) One day a young black boy was standing on the corner with a mouse in his hand. He said to the mouse, “I’m gonna cut your ears off. No, better yet, I’m gonna cut your tail off.” Just then a cop puts his hand on the boys shoulder, spins him around and says, “Boy whatever you do to that mouse, I’m gonna do to you.” The boy thought about it for a second and said,”Mouse, this is your lucky day. I’m gonna kiss your ass.”God gives a small black boy a pair of wings. “Lord am i an angel?” asks the black boy. God looks down at the black boy and says, “No niga you a bat!!!”What do the KKK and Nike have in common?They both make black people run faster.There’s a guy in the grand canyon… he meets a merchant that sells antiques and he sees a rabbit statue. He buys it. He’s driving along and he hears a sound from behind him, he looks behind him and sees a rabbit following him. He thinks nothing of it. 10 minutes later he looks back only to see 200 rabbits following him. He thinks, “That’s weird…” Another 10 minutes later he looks back and sees another 5000 rabbits. He starts thinking that the rabbits are following the statue. He stops his car, gets out, and throws the statue off of the cliff and into the canyon. He drives back to the merchant and asks, “Do you have a statue of a black person?”A white guy walks into a bar. The bartender happens to be black and the white guy goes up to him and says, “Hey, nigger, get me a beer!” The black guy says, “Hey, I don’t like you calling me names.” The white guy says, “Oh, I’m sorry, I’ll try to remember that.” He comes back and says, “Hey, nigger, get me another beer!!” The bartender says, “I thought I told you not to call me names. How would you like it if we switched places, and I came in here and started calling you names?” The white guy says, “Ok, let’s try that out.” So they switch places. The bartender come up to the white guy and says, “Hey, honkey!! Get me a beer!!” The white guy says, “I’m sorry, we don’t serve niggers.”What do you call Mike Tyson in prison?-Nigger, nigger, nigger!!!

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Yo mama is so old…
your momma is so old she deliverd jesusyo momma so old she heard thunder and she thought it was someone makeing popcorn.Yo mama’s so old, she farts dust.Yo mama’s is so old, when god said let there be light she flipped the switch.Yo mama’s so old, she got her drivers license on a dinosaurYo mama’s so old, she owes Jesus 3 bucksyour mama is so old I found a fossil of her hair when I went to Death Valley in search of dinosaurs.

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