Longhaired redneck/Rides Again Customer Review: Typical DAC
If you are a fan of DAC then this collection is a must have. Some of his great older songs, the ones that made me a fan.

-

Episode #32. Rock and Roll Music is back and in this show! This weeks excellent website to go check out: Mr. Bill! Our “myspace” page gets PIMPED out! Celebrity Birthdays, we read your e-mails, a Top Five AND a Top Ten list. Be sure and vote on the NEW poll, What is your favorite part about St. Patrick’s Day? You can also vote by leaving a voicemail at the “hotline” 206-339-2783 (206-33-WASTE). And you can also FAX us at that number too!!Top Ten List that we read off during the show: TOP TEN SIGNS IT’S TIME TO QUIT YOUR JOB10. Performance bonuses are based upon how much pot your toddler can smoke 9. Your boss shaves their head and checks into rehab 8. Your co-worker shows you their 93-pound tumor 7. You manage a weight watchers club that is clothing optional 6. Your benefits are provided by the Walter Reed hospital 5. You are a female escore for John Amaechi 4. Dress code requires fat guys to wear only G-strings 3. You’ve been promoted three times but you’re still scraping crud off the bottom of people’s chairs 2. It’s located in Des Moines, Iowa 1. You write for the Bob and Bill Show

BaBS - 09
Episode 9 of the Bob and Bill Show, is it EVIL? It probably is, with over 95 SOUND EFFECTS!! In this episode we talk about your alcohol scope, the gameshow marathon tv show, the College World Series, funny holidays, e-mails, comments, baseball records, Say What!, Larry the Rabid Ranter, a SPECIAL dirty joke of the week from our friend PHIL, two more clues to last weeks Backwards Game Show and we have the one and only Top Ten list **To try and figure out this weeks BACKWARDS WORD, CLICK HERE and submit your answers/guesses to bobandbillshow@gmail.com Top Ten List that we read off during the show: TOP TEN THINGS TO LOOK OUT FOR ON 6/6/0610. Crazy cosmic voices telling you the message: “Less filling, Tastes great” 9. Silly attempt at comedy in the form of a top ten list about the date 6/6/06 8. Creepy visual of excitement surrounding upcoming World Cup 7. Bob’s drunken rants, Bill crashing wedding dances 6. Losers who think this date actually has any meaning to it 5. Satan becomes Democratic candidate for Governor because of mis-counted Hanging Chads 4. Cheap tacos, because everyone knows it’s also Taco Tuesday 3. Dyslexic groupies attacking because they finally know the date 2. Bob kicking crap out of Vince Vaughn to date Jennifer Aniston 1. Anything else to do with numbers because, frankly, math sucks

BaBS - 24
Episode #24– Bob’s back? Yep! And he’s in rare form too! We give a little “diss” to SPRINT in the bytch forum, plus big news to get out of your Sprint contract without the penalty fee! We re-read your e-mails and comments, play a game of 20Q and mention announcements on DVDs to be released. Be sure and vote on the poll, do you like HOT or MILD wings? You can also vote by leaving a voicemail at the “hotline” 206-339-2783 (206-33-WASTE). Got any ideas on what Bob and Bill should do or try next? Send in your suggestions to start up another new poll!Top Ten List that we read off during the show: TOP TEN SIGNS YOU ARE AN INTERNET JUNKIE10. When giving directions to a stranger, you keep saying “information superhighway” 9. You wonder if people want to see your “MYSPACE” 8. You dip computer chips in sauce at supper time 7. You write a top ten list about the signs you are a junkie 6. People tell you, “Hey, you’re a computer junkie!” 5. You had to visit the emergency room after you thought you hurt yourself during a war video game 4. You legally change your initials to W.W.W. 3. Your hot Friday night date is a night in the computer lab 2. Your best pick-up line is, “Hey, baby, wanna see my hard drive?” 1. Your school GPA is 2.5 gigabytes

BaBS - 10
We’re in DOUBLE DIGITS!! Episode 10! We’ll be playin’ some more music, College World Series update, e-mails (and Carl Spackler makes a return), funny holidays, baseball records, Say What!, Larry the Rabid Ranter, dirty joke of the week, Backwards Game Show and a Top Ten list that will want to make you say, “gazoontite” Be sure and listen to the VERY end…there is a special surprise waiting! **To try and figure out this weeks BACKWARDS WORD, CLICK HERE and submit your answers/guesses to bobandbillshow@gmail.com Top Ten List that we read off during the show: TOP TEN LAST WORDS OF ABU MUSAB AL-ZARQAWI10. Honey, it’s late, can you turn off the explosions and come to bed? 9. Bombs? Wait till they see the bomb in my pants 8. Gee, this XBOX 360 game sure is life-like 7. Good Lord, Cheney’s at it again 6. Sorry suckers, #6 on this list was already one of my previous victims 5. That Alberto is one bitchin’ hurricane 4. What do you mean I owe postage for these bombs? 3. Hey, can you knock off all the gunfire? I’m trying to download the Bob and Bill Show 2. Oh my God, I look like Kenny Rogers 1. President Bush, I’ll see you in hell!

BaBS - 07
It’s the POWER HOUR! Drink, drink, drink! We talk about funny bumper stickers, website changes, LISTENER Top 10, funny holidays, a song dedicated to drinking beer, e-mails, comments, baseball records (and brawls) a double doseage of Say What! Larry the Rabid Ranter, two dirty jokes of the week, breaking the seal, a SDRAWKCAB (that’s backwards) Game Show and we have the one and only Top Ten list all about The Da Vinci Code. **To try and figure out the backwards word, CLICK HERE and submit your answers/guesses to bobandbillshow@gmail.com Top Ten List that we read off during the show: TOP TEN WAYS TO CRACK THE DA VINCI CODE10. Two Coronas…WITH lime 9. They always said calculus was good for something 8. Ask the doctor that’s kept Elvis alive all these years 7. Play the Thriller LP backwards 6. The secret’s in the sauce 5. Look in the bottom of the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow 4. Michael Jackson’s plastic surgeon obviously knows how to cover up secrets 3. There IS something to those Greek letters after all 2. Ask Keith Richards…that’s what he was searching for when he fell out of the coconut tree 1. The decoder in the box of Lucky Charms

BaBS - 01
This is our very first podcast so if it sounds bad….it probably is!! Bare with us, IT WILL GET BETTER!! This first show we talked about where we’ve been and what we’ve been doing the past 9 years, opening day of baseball and our teams (Cubs and Orioles)…and of course we can’t forget THE WEEKLY TOP TEN LIST! We also have a SPONSOR!! Please check his site out at rosterdownloads.com And, here’s a quick look at the Top Ten List that we read off during the show: TOP TEN THINGS BOB AND BILL HAVE BEEN UP TO OVER THE PAST 9 YEARS 10. Knee deep in hookers and Viagra 9. Panty raiding the sorority houses 8. Bob: married to Britney Spears once, Bill: married to Britney Spears twice 7. Whooping it up with a Guatemala Antigua at Starbucks 6. I have no idea, but Barry Bonds has already hit five home runs while we have been reading this list 5. Prison 4. Bob: dead, Bill: driving truck 3. Eating all the spam saved for Y2K. 2. Obviously not getting any funnier 1. Celebrating the best damn 9 years of our lives

This entry was posted on Monday, January 14th, 2008 at 1:16 am and is filed under Redneck Stories. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.