redneck jazz Explosion Vol. II So let’s waltz back to New Year’s Eve, l978. Tonight the Cellar Door club, sold out weeks in advance, is owned by Danny Gatton’s instrumental aggregate, the redneck Jazz Explosion. The crowd has come to see not only the guitarist presenting his virtuosic wares in all instrumental jazz setting but his pairing with pedal steel maestro Buddy Emmons. To quote Ralph Heibutzki from his 2003 biography, “Unfinished Business-The Life Times of Danny Gatton,” the December 31, l978, Cellar Door gig has assumed legendary proportions for its place in Gatton history. Swearing you were there is akin to saying you saw the Beatles at the Cavern Club or caught the Yardbird’s hot, sweaty nights at the Marquee.” It’s a great tribute to Danny that Buddy Emmons, who had not been on the road for years, did hit the highways with the Explosion.

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Finally Michael Moore gets the credit that is due him.? His documentary Fahrenheit 9/11 is now being broadcast on Iraqi insurgents 24-hour television station. Say it ain?t so.? I?m afraid it is this found at Pajamas Media?. Damn he must be proud knowing that his work is being used to encourage insurgents to kill people in […]

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Episode #15–We are on the road to Kansas City, MO to see the Royals battle the Orioles! Listen to us ramble on the way to the game, sing during the seventh inning stretch and play 20 Questions on the way home. Remember to send us your ideas or requests for a special show ending movie quote, funny clip, etc. And, don’t forget to call us and leave a voicemail 206-33-WASTE(9-2783)Top Ten List that we read off during the show: TOP TEN REASONS BOB AND BILL HAVE TAKEN THE SHOW ON THE ROAD10. Figured enough $10 beers at game would make show funnier 9. It’s Bob and Bill bobblehead night in Kansas City 8. Wanted to beat old time record through road construction obstacle course 7. Needed to get out of town after running over family of RAGBRAI riders 6. Nothing spells fun more than high gas cost, high ticket cost, and cheap city hookers 5. Hoping to find Israeli woman to invade Bill’s pants 4. Wanted to be in first 20,000 fans who get free syringes 3. Chants of “you suck” directed at game, not show 2. Wanted to see players suck as bad as Bob’s prom night 1. Three famous words: Des Moines sucks

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Episode #21–It’s official, we’re LEGAL to drink on this episode! Bob and Bill go for Power Hour 2 and set some new goals and records! For our wicked wasted good pics: click here. Funny Holidays, comments on the website, a visit from our friend Larry, 20 Questions game show, a good ol’ drinking song, redneck Word of the week and LOTS of sound effects! Remember to send us your word to try and beat the game of 20 Questions. Don’t forget to call us and leave a voicemail 206-339-2783 (206-33-WASTE). Got any ideas on what Bob and Bill should do or try next? Send in your suggestions to start up the new poll!Top Ten List that we read off during the show: TOP TEN SIGNS YOU’VE HAD TOO MUCH TO DRINK10. You think it’s a good idea to convert to Islam 9. Rotary club calendars sound like a good idea 8. You think Katie Couric looks better without being doctored up 7. It’s ok to take a microphone into the bathroom 6. You start getting aroused while looking at Bob’s picture 5. You like to try different baby foods on a podcast 4. Your name is Mel Gibson 3. Ethanol is less filling, but tastes great 2. Your Busch is light 1. You’re laughing at this stupid Top Ten list

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UPDATE! See Below. I’ve been guilty of posting satirical posts in the past, but I promise this is NOT one of them! Consider this post to be a public service announcement. The weather is turning colder, and with these changes many people will find that their homes are invaded by critters (oh, how […]

Twas The Month Before Christmas
Twas the month before Christmas When all through our land, Not a Christian was praying Nor taking a stand. See the PC Police had taken away, The reason for Christmas - no one could say. The children were told by their schools not to sing, About Shepherds and Wise Men and Angels and things. It might hurt people’s feelings, the […]

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Episode #31. BATMAN IS ALIVE and he’s on our podcast! Batman tells us his experiences and who he calls! We get a FAX that’s not about furniture sales! This weeks excellent websites to go check out: Virtual Toilet Paper Museum and the Johnny Carson Podcast! Celebrity Birthdays, the Bytch Forum, and LARRY is FINALLY out of his anger management classes and we’ll see if he actually learned something. Be sure and vote on the NEW poll, Who would you call first if you found a bat in your home? You can also vote by leaving a voicemail at the “hotline” 206-339-2783 (206-33-WASTE). And you can also FAX us at that number too!!Top Ten List that we read off during the show: TOP TEN BRITNEY SPEARS EXCUSES10. Became tired of daily hassles involving a comb and shampoo 9. Needed to save beauty salon money for large alimony payments 8. Forced to do it after hearing creepy backwards message during an episode of ‘The View’ 7. She’s crazy and this is what crazy people do 6. Too preoccupied deciding which underwear not to wear 5. Needed to prep for next big acting gig when she plays a ball point pen 4. Thinks everyone is turned on by the “weeble look” 3. Pete Rose bet her that she wouldn’t do it 2. Had to find some way to get out of horrible impending date with Bob 1. Easiest way to cure her case of the “Jet Blues”

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Episode #44– POWERHOUR III!! ‘REVENGE OF THE DRUNKS’ A lot of FIRSTS for this show! THREE Top Ten Lists, THREE songs, a NEW PowerHour show open and for the FIRST time…either Bill finished OR Bob didn’t! Listen to find out! We also have all of the original stuff…Bob’s Bytch Forum, e-mails, BONGOnews, sportspickle and joke of the week.Listen at the end of the show and guess what MOVIE the quote is from! The MAIN Top Ten List that we read off during the show: TOP TEN IDEAS THAT SOUND GOOD AFTER GETTING DRUNK10. Performing on the MTV video music awards show 9. Hitting 756 home runs and thinking you’re the greatest 8. Taking your clothes off (this is only for fat and/or ugly people) 7. First stealing a pickup, then prescription medication, then considering re-election for city council 6. Believing you are famous if you are supposedly good at a lame sport like, say, gymnastics 5. Going to or watching the Iowa-Iowa State football game; no, wait, that’s not a good idea perios 4. (Insert Larry Craig joke here) 3. Comedian kissing up to Oprah by appearing on her talk show 2. Co-hosting the Bob and Bill Show, am I right, people??? 1. Invading Iraq

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Episode #39. Happy 4th of July America! What are OUR plans for the 4th? Bill will be making his national network reality show debut with his technical directing skills, old poll results and the NEW poll! This weeks excellent website to go check out: Amusement Park Physics Be sure and check out our “myspace” page where you can listen to ALL of our podcasts. We read your e-mails, see who is celebrating birthdays in Hollywood, see what Bob is bitching about and Larry sends us a voicemail! Top Ten List(s) that we read off during the show: TOP TEN REASONS WHY BOB SHOULD NOT OWN A PHONE10. The numbers frighten him 9. He has the voices in his head to keep him company anyway 8. He trips over the chord too much 7. Gets too stressed about the tangles in the receiver chord 6. Ended up in therapy when it changed from rotary to touch tone 5. Can’t seem to remember how to turn off the ringer 4. The “call waiting” function only caused him to stay in his apartment for days 3. The caller ID function made him pull out his driver’s license every time he used the phone 2. The hold button made him hold something his friends and neighbors didn’t even know he still had 1. It shuts him up from complaining about his phone all the time on the show TOP TEN SURPRISES IN THE NEW TRANSFORMERS MOVIE10. Abrupt ending 10 minutes into movie when robots are believed to be illegal immigrants and are deported 9. People who go to see movie are transformed from average geeks to super geeks 8. They are really just ‘go bots’ on steroids 7. Adventure takes characters off to find people who actually know what ‘go bots’ are 6. Robots are not allowed into Wimbledon when they are discovered wearing red underwear 5. Dramatic love scene where one robot falls madly in love with an iPhone 4. Weird plot change when Richard Simmons enters during scene in movie to promote Gay Pride Month 3. George W. Bush changes from a liar and a cheat to a crooked liar and a cheat 2. Reference to Paris Hilton changing from a no-talent celebrity to a no-talent celebrity ex-con 1. There’s really no surprise here–this movie SUCKS!

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Episode 11! We’ll be playin’ the third song in our “triple play” from Brother Love, we have a phone number now, give it a call and leave us a voicemail 206-33-WASTE(92783) , College World Series update, e-mails, funny holidays, baseball records, Say What!, Larry the Rabid Ranter, dirty joke of the week, Backwards Game Show and a Top Ten list. **To try and figure out this weeks BACKWARDS WORD, CLICK HERE and submit your answers/guesses to bobandbillshow@gmail.com Top Ten List that we read off during the show: TOP TEN REASONS BILL IS PODCASTING FROM A REMOTE LOCATION10. Was annoyed that only one babe was available in the studio this week 9. Offers chance to say cheap plugs for computer stuff you’ll never use 8. Decreases chance of Bob interrupting Bill 7. Became scared when rumors circulated about possible podcast HGH testing 6. Needed safe spot to hide from nasty North Korean missle 5. Had to make room for current replacement: Katie Couric 4. Now I can finally podcast in the nude 3. Beats hassle of having to get a restraining order on our “fan” Carl Spackler 2. Bob gets funnier the further away you get 1. Three Words: Des Moines Sucks!!

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