redneck Zombies Customer Review: 5 stars for a few reasons
Normally a movie of such low budget and acting skills would not receive about 3 stars. There are a few reasons why I have given it 4 stars.

1. The ending of the film is great. Most low budget zombie films are good until the ending.
2. The scenes of the people running away from the zombies are creative and funny. This movie was made over 10 years ago and used the comedy part of a man acting like a zombie to avoid being lunch.
3. The strange rednecks bring characters to each of the zombies instead of random walking rotting corpses.
4. The guy drinking various alcohols in each scene is great.
5. Each time you watch it, you catch something new.
6. Zombies don’t look like video game zombies like the ones in “House of the Dead” and other bad films like that. Zombies are bad but bad in a funny way.
7. Using the still to spread the zombie plague is great. Even how the moonshine is dropped off shows a few classic scenes.

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Episode #42–We talk some iTunes fixer uppers, a big sports record set against Bob’s favorite ball team, some FREE fantasy football, Iowa State Fair, Transformers, hear surprising results of our old poll, reveal our new 80s style poll, a lot of celebrity birthdays, a Bytch Forum by Bob, give results of our last game shows, and a Top Ten list that’s out of this park! **WEBSITES to check out: NUMERIC SPECIALS and SIMPSONIZE YOURSELFListen at the end of the show and guess what MOVIE the quote is from! Top Ten List that we read off during the show: TOP TEN WAYS BARRY BONDS CELEBRATED HIS RECORD HOMERUN10. Placing endorsement money on bets with Michael Vick 9. Scheduled guest appearance on Bob and Bill show until he failed drug test 8. Eating peanut butter and banana sandwiches, no wait, that’s how Elvis celebrated his death anniversary 7. Partying with the guitar guy John Walsh 6. Stealing medication from local grocery store 5. Getting together with all his brothers and sisters to perform “One Bad Apple” and “Down By the Lazy River”…no wait,that was the Osmonds reunion this month 4. Waist deep in hookers and whiskey 3. Finding other games to cheat at 2. Taking a leak on Karl Rove 1. A sunny vacation in Iraq

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Wow…we’re not using a script and we don’t do any of the old stuff we usually do (except for the redneck Dictionary Word of the Day. We talk about hour our “voting” days went on election day. We play “Would You Rather” which is a hilarious game of extreme options and that comes from wouldyourather.com, we quote some funny things over heard in New York over at overheardinnewyork.com and of course we can’t forget about those attack ads against the Bob and Bill Show! Be sure and vote on the NEW poll, would you rather LISTEN TO THE BOB AND BILL SHOW or SUFFER THE SAME FATE AS SADDAM HUSSEIN? You can also vote by leaving a voicemail at the “hotline” 206-339-2783 (206-33-WASTE).

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Episode #15–We are on the road to Kansas City, MO to see the Royals battle the Orioles! Listen to us ramble on the way to the game, sing during the seventh inning stretch and play 20 Questions on the way home. Remember to send us your ideas or requests for a special show ending movie quote, funny clip, etc. And, don’t forget to call us and leave a voicemail 206-33-WASTE(9-2783)Top Ten List that we read off during the show: TOP TEN REASONS BOB AND BILL HAVE TAKEN THE SHOW ON THE ROAD10. Figured enough $10 beers at game would make show funnier 9. It’s Bob and Bill bobblehead night in Kansas City 8. Wanted to beat old time record through road construction obstacle course 7. Needed to get out of town after running over family of RAGBRAI riders 6. Nothing spells fun more than high gas cost, high ticket cost, and cheap city hookers 5. Hoping to find Israeli woman to invade Bill’s pants 4. Wanted to be in first 20,000 fans who get free syringes 3. Chants of “you suck” directed at game, not show 2. Wanted to see players suck as bad as Bob’s prom night 1. Three famous words: Des Moines sucks

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Episode #36. POST Drake “drunk” Relays recordings with the iRiver,BIG NEWS for Bill, NEW Voicemail Phone Number, Old and NEW polls, Bob’s Bytch forum or is it? This weeks excellent website to go check out: File extension changer Be sure and check out our “myspace” page. We read your comments and e-mails, and a NEW Top Ten list.Top Ten List that we read off during the show: TOP TEN THINGS YOU DON’T WANT YOUR MOTHER’S DAY CARD TO TELL YOU10. I’ll kiss you like I kiss my bulldog 9. Enclosed, please find a restraining order 8. Thanks for posting my bail. From Paris Hilton 7. Your wig looks great Britney 6. You’re the best damn hooker money can buy 5. You are a racist, skin headed, nappy headed ho bitch. Love, Don Imus 4. Hope the surgery turned out O.K. Mom, I mean Dad 3. Boy you look good in your Spider-Man spandex 2. Four more years Love, George W. Bush 1. Greetings from the Bob and Bill Show

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Episode #22– The post-drunk survival party is here….well, just the latest installment of slapped together crap for your pleasure. Funny Holidays, comments on the website, a dastardly good email segment, a visit from our friend Larry, 20 Questions game show, small blurb about football, and the redneck Word of the week. Remember to send us your word to try and beat the game of 20 Questions. Don’t forget to call us and leave a voicemail 206-339-2783 (206-33-WASTE). Got any ideas on what Bob and Bill should do or try next? Send in your suggestions to start up the new poll!Top Ten List that we read off during the show: TOP TEN SIGNS BAD SPORTS EUPHEMISMS FOR SEX10. Clean Jerk (weightlifting) 9. The Breast Stroke (swimming) 8. Tight End (football) 7. Go Deep! (football) 6. It’s mating season (hunting) 5. Penetration (football) 4. Mount that horse! (horse riding) 3. Body check (hockey) 2. I’m tight or I’m loose (auto racing) 1. Rack ‘em! (billiards)

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Episode #14–Why is it so HOT?, WHY is Vice President Dick Cheney in IOWA of all places? Send us your Baby Food flavor suggestions for us to eat and describe on air bobandbillshow@gmail.com Funny Holidays (with a birthday wish), E-mails, comments. Here is where we get our funny NEWS from BONGONEWS.com and funny SPORTS from SPORTSPICKLE.com Laugh at our CLEAN joke of the Week, remember to send us your ideas or requests for a special show ending movie quote, funny clip, etc. And, don’t forget to call us and leave a voicemail 206-33-WASTE(9-2783)Top Ten List that we read off during the show: TOP TEN THINGS YOU DON’T WANT YOUR BIRTHDAY CARD TO TELL YOU10. Good news! We have enough firemen to handle the candles on your cake this year 9. The judge says you’re my daddy 8. Happy Birthday! Love, Oprah 7. This is from your good friends, Bob & Bill 6. Didn’t I beat you up in grade school? 5. You’re still good looking even with your gnarled teeth and thinning hair 4. I really loved you when you were one of the Dixie Chicks 3. This new Top Ten list is your gift! 2. How about dinner tonight? Sincerely, Robert Blake 1. Happy New Year!

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Episode #41–Learn about Bill’s birthday, talk movies, talke “Zearing Days” in Iowa and finally Bill gets to go on a balloon ride! Hear surprising results of our old poll, reveal our new poll, a lot of celebrity birthdays and some listener birthdays, a cartoonish Bytch Forum, introduce a NEW game show, and a Top Ten list HOT off the press…..DOH! **Bob’s WEBSITE idea to check out: MySpace Death**To try and figure out last podcasts BACKWARDS WORD CLICK HERE and submit your answers/guesses to bobandbillshow@gmail.com Listen at the end of the show and guess what MOVIE the quote is from! Top Ten List that we read off during the show: TOP TEN SURPRISES IN THE SIMPSONS MOVIE10. Movie earnings are fixed by Tim Donaghy 9. Wild night on town ends with Marge Simpson in jail next to Lindsey Lohan 8. Havoc in local stores when Simpsons toys are announced to be painted by Fisher Price 7. Bart’s astronomy class is taught by drunk astronauts 6. Amazingly enough, no references towards that loser Harry Potter 5. Fat Homer character played by Bob 4. This spot reserved to say “DOH” 3. Silly plot ending when the family decides to go on a stupid bike ride across Iowa. 2. At the end of movie, Homer thanks fans for sticking with them and all of the “bulls*@t” 1. People are murdered and someone gets away with it….oh wait, that’s OJ Simpson

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