You Might Be a redneck If… Customer Review: jeff
I listened to this album before I saw Blue Collar Comedy Tour The Movie, but the thing is, this album is what inspired me to see that! I thought Mr.Foxworthy was pretty good in this, like he is in “THE MUSIC ALBUM” and “GREATEST BITS”, so that’s why I wanted to see that movie. Some parts are silly AND funny simultaniously and I highly recommend this if you’ve never heard him before. This was the first cd that introduced me to him. Did I mention in any other material of his, that I’ve got his autograph? I think I did.
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3……2…….1 HAPPY Episode #29. Holidays are here and gone, last poll results, newspaper mistakes, congrats to Phil & Heather on Wendell Phillip Hunt, belated birthday wishes, USA to Hong Kong ratio, a couple of cool websites to go check out: howmanyofme.com, LIST OF EXCUSES E-mail us your favorites or your “how many of you” stats to bobandbillshow@gmail.com Need or want a St. Louis Arch charm for an Italian Charm Bracelet? E-mail Bill! Celebrity Birthdays, DVD Releases, LARRY stops by, and we reveal the ANSWER to last show’s BACKWARDS GAME SHOW. Be sure and vote on the NEW poll, Sound Effects, No Sound Effects, Tastes Great, or Less Filling? You can also vote by leaving a voicemail at the “hotline” 206-339-2783 (206-33-WASTE). Oh, you can also FAX us at that number too!! How ’bout them oranges?!Top Ten List that we read off during the show: TOP TEN CELEBRITY NEW YEAR’S RESOLUTIONS10. Get rid of annoying planet, Uranus (NASA) 9. Buy underwear (Britney Spears) 8. Less izzle, more hizzle (Snoop Dogg) 7. Piss off more white people (Michael Richards) 6. Stay dead (Elvis Presley) 5. Be less creepy and less gay (Richard Simmons) 4. Find a designated driver (Mel Gibson, Paris Hilton, etc.) 3. Probation (Mike Tyson) 2. Develop a funny podcast (Bob & Bill) 1. Rot in hell (Saddam Hussein)
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Episode #31. BATMAN IS ALIVE and he’s on our podcast! Batman tells us his experiences and who he calls! We get a FAX that’s not about furniture sales! This weeks excellent websites to go check out: Virtual Toilet Paper Museum and the Johnny Carson Podcast! Celebrity Birthdays, the Bytch Forum, and LARRY is FINALLY out of his anger management classes and we’ll see if he actually learned something. Be sure and vote on the NEW poll, Who would you call first if you found a bat in your home? You can also vote by leaving a voicemail at the “hotline” 206-339-2783 (206-33-WASTE). And you can also FAX us at that number too!!Top Ten List that we read off during the show: TOP TEN BRITNEY SPEARS EXCUSES10. Became tired of daily hassles involving a comb and shampoo 9. Needed to save beauty salon money for large alimony payments 8. Forced to do it after hearing creepy backwards message during an episode of ‘The View’ 7. She’s crazy and this is what crazy people do 6. Too preoccupied deciding which underwear not to wear 5. Needed to prep for next big acting gig when she plays a ball point pen 4. Thinks everyone is turned on by the “weeble look” 3. Pete Rose bet her that she wouldn’t do it 2. Had to find some way to get out of horrible impending date with Bob 1. Easiest way to cure her case of the “Jet Blues”
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Episode #14–Why is it so HOT?, WHY is Vice President Dick Cheney in IOWA of all places? Send us your Baby Food flavor suggestions for us to eat and describe on air bobandbillshow@gmail.com Funny Holidays (with a birthday wish), E-mails, comments. Here is where we get our funny NEWS from BONGONEWS.com and funny SPORTS from SPORTSPICKLE.com Laugh at our CLEAN joke of the Week, remember to send us your ideas or requests for a special show ending movie quote, funny clip, etc. And, don’t forget to call us and leave a voicemail 206-33-WASTE(9-2783)Top Ten List that we read off during the show: TOP TEN THINGS YOU DON’T WANT YOUR BIRTHDAY CARD TO TELL YOU10. Good news! We have enough firemen to handle the candles on your cake this year 9. The judge says you’re my daddy 8. Happy Birthday! Love, Oprah 7. This is from your good friends, Bob & Bill 6. Didn’t I beat you up in grade school? 5. You’re still good looking even with your gnarled teeth and thinning hair 4. I really loved you when you were one of the Dixie Chicks 3. This new Top Ten list is your gift! 2. How about dinner tonight? Sincerely, Robert Blake 1. Happy New Year!
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Episode #30. Cause for celebration? Naaa, but we get to hear why Bob had to take a vacation day today! Apologies go out to Phil & Heather on Wendell (pronounced Win-dull)Phillip Hunt, because Bill can’t speak! We talk a little CIETC, Bob “tries” to make a joke about Michael Jackson and Bill says he’s moving! This weeks excellent website to go check out: VIRTUAL LITE BRITE! Celebrity Birthdays, DVD Releases, LARRY expresses his brief disappointment in us. Be sure and vote on the NEW poll, What’s the worst part about winter? You can also vote by leaving a voicemail at the “hotline” 206-339-2783 (206-33-WASTE). Oh, you can also FAX us at that number too!! How ’bout them pineapples?!Top Ten List that we read off during the show: TOP TEN THINGS OVERHEARD AT THIS YEAR’S GOLDEN GLOBES10. I heard Cameron Diaz wants Mr. Sexy back 9. Arnold Schwarzanegger: DON’T be back 8. Ewww, Kevin Federline isn’t wearing any underwear 7. And the winner for best fight: Rosie & Donald 6. Look at President Bush showing off his award for Most Stupid President 5. Rennee Zellwegger is the perfect candidate for BOTOX: Look at that permanent smile! 4. And this year’s Best Podcast Duo goes to: Bob and Bill from the Bob and Bill show 3. I thought Clint Eastwood was dead 2. Someone tell Mel Gibson you can’t drink from the trophy 1. Ugly Betty? Sounds like Bob’s prom date
Covenant Calling
As you read through the Bible, you will see several places where God has made Himself known to different people. By and large, these are not cases where the person has initiated the conversation, but where God, in His mercy, approaches the person. Abraham is the classic example of this, being a pagan […]
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We’re in DOUBLE DIGITS!! Episode 10! We’ll be playin’ some more music, College World Series update, e-mails (and Carl Spackler makes a return), funny holidays, baseball records, Say What!, Larry the Rabid Ranter, dirty joke of the week, Backwards Game Show and a Top Ten list that will want to make you say, “gazoontite” Be sure and listen to the VERY end…there is a special surprise waiting! **To try and figure out this weeks BACKWARDS WORD, CLICK HERE and submit your answers/guesses to bobandbillshow@gmail.com Top Ten List that we read off during the show: TOP TEN LAST WORDS OF ABU MUSAB AL-ZARQAWI10. Honey, it’s late, can you turn off the explosions and come to bed? 9. Bombs? Wait till they see the bomb in my pants 8. Gee, this XBOX 360 game sure is life-like 7. Good Lord, Cheney’s at it again 6. Sorry suckers, #6 on this list was already one of my previous victims 5. That Alberto is one bitchin’ hurricane 4. What do you mean I owe postage for these bombs? 3. Hey, can you knock off all the gunfire? I’m trying to download the Bob and Bill Show 2. Oh my God, I look like Kenny Rogers 1. President Bush, I’ll see you in hell!
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This is our second podcast and you’re still listening?! Tonight’s show we talked about baseball and especially Sidney Ponson, Oxygen Bars, we had a GREAT parody of a Garth Brooks song Star Wars style, a great recipe, the one and only Top Ten list, electric boogaloo and SOUND EFFECTS GALORE!! ENJOY!!Top Ten List that we read off during the show: TOP TEN DES MOINES DRIVING TIPS 10. Tailgate as close as you can so you can read those pesky little license plate letters 9. Construction obstacles make freeway driving much easier 8. Keep local insurance industry thriving by causing more accidents 7. 80 MPH + icy roads = FUN!! 6. Shoot hunting companion…no, wait, that’s a Dick Cheney hunting tip 5. Hawkeye or Cyclone game nights justify attempted vehicular homicide on your way home 4. Cheat people out of lots of money and then resign from your state job, no, wait, that’s a CIETC (Central Iowa Employment and Training Consortium) tip 3. Driver’s side doors are overrated 2. Supervisors work out great for drunk cops who are speeding 1. Find the quickest route to get the hell out of town!
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